swannymere

There is an application you can download to make up for the lack of MMS.

Gutted! It's only 27 today:( missed Sepp Blatter by 5 mins. When we visited the local stadium the other day, he's probably sipping champagne and getting ****ed up the arse by a ladyboy as I type! For all the jealous haters, I'm only visiting the forum on my iPhone whilst I wait for the women in our group to get ready to go out! Flying to Natal tomorrow, Ciao

Nice one muppet, i'll remember that when i open my next lager! Enjoy the cold ****chops!

Trust me, i'm staying with locals;) The women wear so little you would be able to tell! No manwomen seen so far!! Just been to Brasilainese(sic) stadium which makes Fratton Park look like Wembley! I'll keep an eyeout for any useful footballers.

Just thought i'd let all you horible, horrible c***'* know that i'm in Brasilia where the temperature is currently 30 degrees and the lager is cold! Hot, Hot,Hot women everywhere!! And apparently the women to man ratio is 3-1:D.Be back soon to bait all the muppets, love and kisses Swanny.

Saw him at Glastonbury a few years back, packed out the tent he was in and they were queueing 10M. outside the tent! Very popular with the crusties and hippies and lived life to the max. Solid Air will feature on my iPod over the next few days:( There are songs here if you click on the link. http://www.johnmartyn.com/?location=/web/Multimedia

Anybody flown 'economy' with KLM recently? How bad an experience should i expect as i'm told they've gone downhill since the Air France takeover! I'll be on a Boeing 777-200 if anyone has any helpful comments feel free to help.

Jillyanne, did you even bother to click on the original post? I think you should, you might get a slight feeling of Deja Vu:rolleyes:

The bad, very bad and the very,very bad :confused: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/16/#top-comments-nav

Is that Tevez pre-op?

I'm sure the Russians will be pleased that they're now regarded as Muslims by simpletons:rolleyes:

Caught the first episode of 'The Corner' which is set in the drug areas of Baltimore (hmmm, sounds familiar!) and has some excellent cast members, i didn't rate it TBH and was wondering if anyone else has seen it and wether it's worth persevering with?

You should'nt wheelie a L-twin due to oil surge;) They're BST's and are more than up to the job, not like Dymag's and Marvic's of days gone by and are a better option than forged magnesium Marchesini's.

They're for my Duke

No, and i'm not in the navy either;)

That's because she's not a hairy man

I put milk, hot paprika and worcestershire sauce in my spag. bol. and leave it i the slow-cooker for 8 hours;)

This is ******** it won't stop the scum who don't insure vehicles as they don't bother to reregister them anyway and what about people who collect vehicles? http://www.autocar.co.uk/News/NewsArticle/AllCars/237134/

Now your username makes sense;)

But aren't as bling as my new carbon-fibre wheels:p

Nice to have some positive Saints related news for once, good luck Ron and thanks for the update Tim

Pity he's actually telling it how it is then:rolleyes:

No, you're still just a muppet:p

This is what should be done to the muppets who still smoke at SMS http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/video/video.aspx?id=51386

At times it seemed like he was the only outfield player. Very bossy and earned the right by playing his heart out.