Golac's Cunning Stunts

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To me it doesn't really matter what il duce proclaims from his balcony. The harsh reality is that this is utterly unrealistic. As another poster has already said, if we have any player of a top 4 standard there will be nothing we can do to stop them moving on. Let's concentrate on not getting relegated before we start all this silly talk again.

Why are you asking me? I just answered your questions as to what Il Duce said to our new star centre back.

Yes, he told him that Saints will be a top four club within three years.

I wonder how he can possibly have got that idea. Highly unrealistic. Let's hope he plays better than he thinks.

Why? What's wrong with his argument?

Wow, high praise indeed. I'd say he's a long way from having the attacking ability of Steve Williams. Time will tell I guess.

When I was at university, there was only 1 type of intercourse I would have been interested in having with a girl at a party, regardless of whether I had met her before or not.

Oh what a short memory you have. An unbelievable comment.

Yeah, kinda like Wupert in that respect. That went well I seem to remember.

Your verse is very definitely not homoerotic so you are completely correct in labelling the rest of the thread as being homoerotic

**** me didn't realise we are already adopting lovey dovey names for the new manager. Aww come on Philipe come and sign for your lil Poche didykins

Wearing a Liverpool kit takes us to the next level

Phew at last.

All true except I suspect you don't have a mate down the road... or anywhere for that matter

wtf? noone is surprised a player who has run out of legs wants to join us for sure

Such a lucid argument. You have convinced me 100%

The most interesting part of all that was this: "Polish international Artur, 26, lives with his stunning blonde wife Katarzyna" So I googled her. What do you reckon?

I had some business dealings with aap3 recently and I would have to agree with you on that

So he googled some stuff and then rewrote it for a bunch of yanks who don't understand football errr I mean soccer...

I am sure we no longer have anything remotely like what you describe.

I'd be mortified that my son was acting like such a scrote on national tv.

Nice to see them getting sucked in. Massive inflated egos and disrepectful fans.

Just watched that and actually wish Hazard had kicked the horrible little chav right in the b-o-l-l-o-c-k-s. Would have been well worth a red card

Just thankful he didn't mistake the ball for a sheep eh