Golac's Cunning Stunts

Exactly right

MLG, you are not fit to input stats about Dave Merrington's football knowledge into a computer let alone comment on it. I'm sure if you had your way the likes of Alan Shearer would be selected by a machine and not by a warm and passionate human being such as DM. And let's not even get started on what it means to be human.... bore off matey

No HCNDAFFU

Yes I agree. Perhaps the argument is that if only english players were allowed to play in the world cup then england would have a great chance of winning it. Strange.

Lies, damned lies and statistics. This just wipes out every goal scored by a foreign player ignoring the fact that the other teams would have replaced those players with English ones.

west ham fans are c-u-n-t-s and their teams football is b=o=l=l=o=c=k=s

Makes me laugh how J Rod can have a few good games and all of a sudden some idiots are rating him as better than Welbeck who plays for one of the best clubs in the world under one of the best managers in the world and who has experience in top flight international competition. Get some reality you poor deluded people.

In your dreams

Rickie by a country mile. Nobody else is even a close second.

You are not wrong in saying Stoke is an utter toilet. One of the biggest ****holes in the UK. Dire.

Still sticking to your bizarre "Yoyo" theory then?

Really pleased with the team at the moment obviously. Thinking ahead to next season, who do we need to buy in order to become an accomplished top 10 team? I'm thinking 1 or 2 CBs, and more strength in depth across the park. Any names, any rumours going around, anyone ITK?

Gaston + jay = ramrod

Plan B is always required. Life is all about how you handle plan B

Very good call

west am for me

never mind all this ... when will those skate c-u-n-t-s get their minus ten eh?

In fact you have turned out to be one of the biggest and largest p-r-i-c-k-s on this whole mongboard and that's quite a feat (Turkish)

No you should definitely desist from posting on here and have a w ank tomorrow. MASSIVE EGO.

When Chelski got Bridger, we received a transfer fee + Le Saux. Le Saux's wages were pretty much paid by Chelski. (Maybe I remember incorrectly - can anybody confirm?) Perhaps we could see a similar deal - - - Shaw goes to Chelski and Cole comes here with part of his salary still paid by Chelski?

Ha ha you bit on the bait good and proper, so this thread has fulfilled it's primary purpose. As for saying WHU fans don't give us a moment's thought, this is incorrect. They do. They are always posting jealous and bitter comments on their forum about us. Mostly along the lines of casting us as a poorly supported club with cheating and diving players who are a one man team. Lambert FC. You have gone down in my estimation for trying to defend such a pompous argument.

Liverpool forum has a thread going on Morgan http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/334213-Do-you-rate-Morgan-Schneiderlin I think this comment is very true: He made Gerrard look about 45 yesterday.

So yet another useless post from you then

outdated article not sure why you describe it as splendid?

yeah cos that really worked when he managed us for the mauling at nottarfcrap didn't it? I say give it to him and make the c-u-n-t twitch like f-u-c-k