Golac's Cunning Stunts

I missed this. Why was Bearsy banned?

I wonder if this is some scheme they have dreamt up to get round the forthcoming financial fair play rules? There will be a £52m cap on wage bills. If a club exceeds the cap, then additional wages cost will have to be funded by increased commercial revenues that the club itself made

On the BBC site paying tribute to Becks, they have a 5 min vid of the 1-0 win v the argies. Owen looks unplayable in a few moves. Such pace. I had forgotten how good he was back then. That vid has a few clips of MP. Apart from the obvious pen, he almost equalised with a header cleared off the line. Watching England at that time, I remember thinking they weren't very good, but compared to the present team, they were awesome. I remember MO crawling off the pitch in agony v Sweden 2006 - very sad to see.

Would rather take James McCarthy but it looks like he'll be heading to a top 5 club.

When Sunderland play Sunderland away, I reckon there's a good chance of one of them teams throwing the result.

Yes, I know Franny and speak to him regularly

Another genius who has seen not one, but TWO. I say it again TWO possibilities. (Stands back in awe and wonder)

sh1t you are a goddamn genius

Also shame that you are a prize penis

Yes because they would really be interested in what you have to say...

You are a poster on an internet forum who never heard of the guy until January. And you seem to think you know a lot more about football than most people who post on here. Do you big yourself up just to hide your sad little mediocre life from yourself or are you just a sad little mongboard *****?

Sounds like something the coaching staff of an under 12's team might come up with

The best way to do that would be to get some games under his belt

You seriously think that he is not being played this season so as not to upset the current centre back pairing? Jeez.

You are a genius

Exactly right

MLG, you are not fit to input stats about Dave Merrington's football knowledge into a computer let alone comment on it. I'm sure if you had your way the likes of Alan Shearer would be selected by a machine and not by a warm and passionate human being such as DM. And let's not even get started on what it means to be human.... bore off matey

No HCNDAFFU

Yes I agree. Perhaps the argument is that if only english players were allowed to play in the world cup then england would have a great chance of winning it. Strange.

Lies, damned lies and statistics. This just wipes out every goal scored by a foreign player ignoring the fact that the other teams would have replaced those players with English ones.

west ham fans are c-u-n-t-s and their teams football is b=o=l=l=o=c=k=s

Makes me laugh how J Rod can have a few good games and all of a sudden some idiots are rating him as better than Welbeck who plays for one of the best clubs in the world under one of the best managers in the world and who has experience in top flight international competition. Get some reality you poor deluded people.

In your dreams

Rickie by a country mile. Nobody else is even a close second.

You are not wrong in saying Stoke is an utter toilet. One of the biggest ****holes in the UK. Dire.