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One footed and got the ball. Definite red in the modern game. f*ck the modern game

Ward-Prowse shouldn't be paid a penny until he learns to shoot. Clyne has clearly already given up on Saints. Tadic, well, just awful. Shambles doesn't quite cover it.

6 yards out. JWP straight at the keeper. He's becoming a bit of a joke now with his finishing.

What a complete waste of space you are

As long as he stays well, well away from the oppositions goal, then we've got a cracking player on our hands for the next few years. Just don't shoot Prowsey PLEASE

Why does it matter if the 16 years old are spotty, by the way? Very weird if that kind of thing affects you.

Bloody hell. Another quality player leaves the club. Sure we'll probably sign another good player, but we already know Jack is quality. Who knows if the new boy will work out? Bad day for Saints, great one for Swansea.

they play in the same league, therefore we play them twice. They be a rival innit.

Strengthen a rival and weaken our squad just before a potential European campaign. Not ideal. We'll replace him sure, just hope the new boy works out.

Lol, no matter how you try and spin it, your "Man Utd are just as likely to go down as West Ham" comment is up there with the biggest laughs ever on this forum. Alps the other day nearly beat it... "Oh ok so 4th is better than 5th. I wasn't aware of this" but not quite. Not quite as spectacularly stupid as yours.

Good player and will be a great player. But he should probably receive a fine from the club for every shot he takes. That'll help to cut them out f'sure.

Gotta be the I like it I like it I like it one Griffo suggested. Would be much fun!

What started out a very funny opening post has unfortunately moved on to it being actually quite sad for him! Hope his injury isn't too bad although his reaction didn't look good.

Vital player for us, playing so well in the AMC role. Really thought this would be his last season as a saints player, but his woeful finishing will probably mean he ends up staying with us. Amazing that such a great attacking player has such little ability in front of goal. Hope Koeman can help him with that.

Yeah you can get whatever name you wish on a shirt there and then, no worries

Get Google Chrome, add Ad-block, problem solved. No more ads anywhere across the web. Utterly brilliant piece of kit. And you can choose certain sites to opt out if there are some where you'd actually like to see the ads (yeah, right)

You're arguing with yourself man. Who the f**k says says this stuff you and Turkish claim they do? :lol:

just remember its: oooooh victor wanyama VICTOR WANYAMA, victor wanyama, wanyama, wanyama, oooohhh oooooh victor wanyama VICTOR WANYAMA, victor wanyama, wanyama, wanyama, oooohhh not ooooh victor wanyama, victor wanyama, ooooh ooooohh oooohh oooohhh oooohhhh it's just his name over and over. less oooooohs. check how the Celts did it. Northam!!!!!!!!

He was joking! And it was pretty funny. Chilllllllll

Another vote for the scooped pass against Ipswich at Portman Road. If that was Rooney we'd still be seeing replays today.

Let Arsene have a gap yaaah. We need to get Klawp in. Klaawp. No klaawp. Yaaah. Yaah Klawp I tell you, ya!

He is probably a little unfortunate to have been the spearhead of more than a decade of horrendous, pathetic, embarrassing England performances and competitions. He's also very rarely performed for England as he does for Liverpool, so obviously gets a lot of stick for that.

Atmosphere against Arsenal was ****ing electric. And is usually pretty good most games. Arsenal especially cracking though. Loved the whole ground OWTS and just generally the entire game. Lost my voice after 5 minutes, hasn't yet recovered.

Toby, Fonte, Wanyama, Clyne, Bertrand, Davis all level in my opinion, so each receive a cupcake.

There's not a chance Koeman was joking. He would take him in a heartbeat, and that was clear from watching the press conference. Doesn't mean it will happen or even that Koeman will try to make it happen, but trolling he was not.