The Kraken

Caroline Noakes comes in to bat. https://twitter.com/carolinenokes?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor I made my views clear to my whip yesterday. There cannot be one rule for most of us and wriggle room for others. My inbox is rammed with very angry constituents and I do not blame them. They have made difficult sacrifices over the course of the last 9 weeks.

Which part of it is nonsense, and why?

Onion.

For the Pelle/Ings conundrum: If Ings keeps up his form for the (potential) completion of this season and into next he'll probably eclipse Pelle, at least in my team. Ings 2018-19: 8 goals in 25 appearances (all competitions) 2019-20: 18 goals in 33 appearances (all competitions) Pelle 2014-15: 16 goals in 44 appearances (all competitions) 2015-16: 14 goals in 37 appearances (all competitions) Pelle is also dreamy, and his missus is exceptional. So there's that too.

Correct name but Morrocco rather than Africa, I'd have thought. Edit: I'm either going mad and thought you put Africans, or you made a quick edit

Based on their time with us: Fraser Forster Nathaniel Clyne - Toby Alderweireld - Virgil van Dijk - Ryan Bertrand Morgan Schneiderlin - Victor Wanyama Dusan Tadic - Adam Lallana - Sadio Mane Graziano Pelle

Cool site, gonna have fun looking through that

Never knew Danny Wallace’s first name is actually David.

Stuart Ripley. kevin Richardson. Paul Allen.

Xavi and Cruyff both Barca

Van Basten, Rijkard, Gullit, Baresi, Costacurta, all players I considered, especially MVB. Really enjoyed doing this one, it was hard work but very interesting seeing what sides others have shoehorned in.

no way! Paolo Maldini was my ultimate undroppable so it’s definitely a non starter for me Zlatan nearly leaves me playing 5 a side.

Having to leave out so many quality players is what makes it so tough. If, like me, you’re determined to get Cronaldo and Messi in there you’re basically then ruling out a very significant proportion of the world’s greatest players in the last 20 to 30 years.

I’m fairly sure you’ll find a few players on these lists that aren’t the best ever. That’s kind of the idea. oh, and

Thuram and CRonaldo played for Juve, van Basten and Maldini Milan

From those two I really wanted to include Zico or Socrates but couldn’t make it work. Zico was an absolute icon of World Cup 82 (and the hardest Panini sticker to get, I had to send off).

Mine is: GK: Petr Cech RB: Darijo Srna CB: Aldair CB: Virgil van Dijk LB: Paolo Maldini CM: Lothar Matthaus © CM: Paul Gascoigne RM: Lionel Messi ACM: David Silva LM: Cristiano Ronaldo CF: Kylian M’Bappe

This is doing the rounds at the moment. Pick your greatest World XI under these rules: - No two players from the same country. - No two players can have played for the same club. - All eleven must have played in your lifetime.

I thought Two Popes was excellent. A slow burner but a great watch.

Ive heard quite a few people say they didn’t like The Gentlemen, but I thought it was great. Hugh Grant like you say was excellent but I found the whole thing very entertaining; albeit in a typical Guy Ritchie totally unbelievable way.

I put it on a few weeks back, think I made it to 20 minutes in before I’d had enough and put something else on. Not for me.

The clapping thing was great. I thought it might be a bit lame due to apathy but it was really lovely round here, genuinely heart warming.

An excellent example of not biting there Les, well done

Matt Jansen, Blackburn. https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11676/2362547/jansen-on-verge-of-rovers-exit ”Jansen signed a pay-as-you-play contract last summer but has failed to force his way into Hughes's first team reckoning this season” (might have been Championship though, not sure) edit, no, it was Premier League apparently.

Injuries would be my only concern (except for cost, but it’s not my money so meh). If he were here now he’d walk into this side.