SNSUN

Wood again trying to rape an Everton player.

Wood is a bit crap isn't he.

Captain fantastic

Goal THB!

Fuck me Everton nearly in again but offside. Cornet looks quick though.

New manager comes in: "So the idea is to keep the ball out of our net and put the ball in theirs." Saints players: "Ah thats what we've been doing wrong!" 🤪

AA booked

I'm giving it 5 more minutes before I let the wife watch Eastenders. Come on Saints ffs

Let them go 2 up and we'll do a Villa... ...says no Saints fan ever.

Crap. Crap crap. Crap crap crap.

Save McCarthy. Everton well into this game now, few aimless headers from us.

Yeah I've never been a big fan of it. I can see why but not everyone is Gareth Bale.

I had a feeling Martin would try Cornet wide right, left footed but quite strong with both feet. I wonder how rusty he'll be though.

Lallana may be a lot of things and knocking on a bit now but he's the one we need to keep things ticking over today.

Nice one Sky, Fraser in DM according to their line up schematic, Lesley right wing. 😁

Signed as back ups that won't go anywhere if we go down. At least Ronnie has decent potential, I'm just not sure about Wood. I gauge player signings on what fans think when they leave to join us. Sporting fans were gutted when we signed Fernandes, that suggests we got a good player. Swansea fans were delighted when they got money for Wood so...

Epic stadium name is Wankdorf. "What did you do today? Wanked off at the Wankdorf."

He met Pinder on Tinder but binned 'er.

If it goes to pens can we not have Archer on the pitch please. 😁 But seriously my team is Alex, Bree, Ronnie, ABK, Taylor, Les, Fernandes, Will, AA, Archer, BBD. A mix of squad players, new players that still need to be bedded in and players that need to find form.

I'm still optimistic our new signings will bed in and are an improvement - Fernandes looks a prospect, Les comes with a big reputation and once fit could be the back line shield we need, Ramsdale is probably the best Keeper in the lower half of the Prem, Suga already looks good. You would hope Archer and BBD will start to show some kind of form at some point too. Add on top of that the emergence of Dibling as a potential first choicer, and the fact we kept KWP so far, I don't think things will look so bad long term. Ipswich next week will show whether we have any business being in the Prem or not.

It's not all bad, I was given naming rights to Saints new 75k stadium on FM... 😜

Can we shoehorn Stephens into this one?

We'll beat Ipswich. I put all the money in my daughter's piggy bank on it. Play today's team, with THB in for Stephens, and we will win. I have faith.

Don’t speak too soon. Everton doing Everton things.

352 didn't work, 433 didn't work so... 😁