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20260512_183048.mp4 Boo Boro

I'm guessing the coach arrived. I can't confirm because I can't see it.

To think, I was but within metres of the great Trousers....

They are busy in the China shop.

Impressive. My thoughts go out to the asthmatics. 😉 20260512_180503.mp4

Couldn't spy for shit through this.

His relatives will need him to have one if he posts that line up again.

Got to the ground. All kicking off here.

FYI people anyone heading to the Standing Order Spoons... it's closed yesterday. I'm off to the ground instead.

They're worried that we'll beat them and their chance of the Prem will have to wait another year. That's what this boils down to. They want us thrown out so they have an easy ride to the Final. Maybe you stop moaning about something you have literally no control over, back your team as we will be doing, and hope your team is the best one on the night. Yes we did it. Probably. There's no smoke without fire. But trying to rush it through before tonight's game shows the amount of confidence they have in their own team.

Ah come on, it'll be a right party when we win. If we win. We might win. It's possible we won't win. Actually we probably won't win. We definitely won't win. To be honest I'm not even sure why I'm going to SMS to watch us lose. Loser bastards. Anyone want my ticket? 🤪 Seriously though I am nervous because of what the stake is. Not the final or even the Prem really, but to keep our best players, and Tonda, and get the chance to see what they can do in the Prem with some more Spors additions. Lose tomorrow (or at Wembley) and it'll be sad seeing our better players move on over the summer and go back to rebuilding. I'd hate to see Martin get us promoted via the play-offs and Tonda fail. That just feels dirty. We can only trust in @Turkish that we will in fact remain unbeaten. But whatever the result I will be enjoying it and getting behind the lads.

It's OK, my sources tell me he picked up a knock in training and is probably out for the game. 😁

I think we stay the same formation for this one 4231 with only Matsuki if he's fully fit in for Fellows. I'd be tempted to start Welington over Manning as I'd rather have Manning on later in the game for if we are heading towards penalties and it is because if potential penalties that I'd also rather start Cyle over Ross as I think I'd trust Ross on pens over Cyle. Though I hope it doesn't go to pens, I'd like to get home before the crack of dawn.

All that secret scouting down the drain! Well we could bring Targett home, he's not theirs.

Just found out that if we get through to the final, I'm off work that weekend. I never get that lucky, so naturally I am now nervous we won't make it. Please GOD Saints put in a better performance than we did yesterday and on Thursday.

Found my spot. Just need to buy binoculars.

So basically, for West Ham to survive they need to win both their next two games against Newcastle and Leeds, and for Spurs to get 4 points or fewer from their fixtures against Leeds, Chelsea and Everton. Sadly, lucky Spurs will probably have avoided relegation. I can't see them be this bad again next season, which is a shame.

Wood can defend well but I noticed today how quickly he tries to get rid of the ball when it's passed to him. He's not terrible in possession but it's clear he's not as comfortable with it as THB or Jack.

At least if the game goes to penalties, we have a trusty penalty taker... Peretz scored two League penalties early in his career. 2 mins 14

Who, Al-sex Ji-minorz? I think that story will go on much longer than Spygate

I also agree with the OPs comments.

We have the perfect Smiley for that. Use your smileys wisely people, you'll miss them once the EFL take all our assets.

Can we please keep the Match day posts to the Match day thread please. This thread is for espionage. 😜