Whitey Grandad

It has been suggested that the CO2 in the exhaled breath has something to do with it.

Distance divided by time.

In the interests of equality it should be mentioned that I like big titted women of all nationalities.

The limit is 50 mph all along the stretch. In theory you could get done for being over 50 even if your average speed is lower.

Great! Stick him in goal.

We value a player at what his value is to us. Not what some other club wants to pay.

Plus it saves his wages. Money that could be better spent elsewhere.

Or both?

I thought he’d been quiet.

Sport has nothing to do with winning. Time you grew up.

No, not at all. But they are not gentlemen.

You never have understood the meaning of the word 'sport'. I bet you even park in disabled spaces.

When Carey threw the ball at the stumps Bairstow was in his crease and marking it. Carey’s actions were sly and underhand in every sense. He will always be remembered for this action. I don’t think that either umpire saw what happened but apparently this doesn’t matter under the Laws of the Game. There shouldn’t need to be Laws to govern such situations but sadly there are always cheats. “For when the One Great Scorer comes To mark against your name, He writes - not that you won or lost - But HOW you played the Game.“ Grantland Rice

I can’t

Pedant alert! 20 is an even number

I blame the parents.

Spreadsheet soccer. A totally meaninglessly metric. A ‘shot on target’ can be anything from a wild slash from forty yards to something stroked into the net from ten yards. Too many times last season the opposition was given the freedom to waltz into our penalty are and pick their spot.

Maybe I could inspect the pipework?

He should get a hero’s reception for relegating us.

False Equivalence. But if Guardiola were put in charge of Morecombe and they didn’t improve then he would have become a bad coach.

Not quite. I buy a season ticket expecting the same results every year.

But isn’t a performing team a sign of a good coach?

But at least he’s perfected his snarl.