Whitey Grandad

No different from finishing 8th really

If only she’d worn a seatbelt.

Probably, but with his speed he should draw a few fouls and buy us time and opportunity.

That just means that they’re a good team. It does mean that they are unbeatable.

But they’ve already dropped points so from now on we only need them to drop points one game in a row.

The former involves palace staff for whom they have a duty of care and can hold an internal enquiry. Any allegations regarding Andrew fall outside the Palace's remit.

You were warned about mentioning this again. Any more and you will be in danger of extreme rectal rearrangement

Angus Gunn at Stoke.

Never in doubt 😎

Phew! Can I celebrate now?

I could have sworn Armstrong came back from offside when he chested that ball to Che. I’m still waiting for VAR to rule it out.

The Bertrand decision was wrong. That’s all you need to know.

Then they shall be truly blessed!

When your body is fighting something it only makes sense toot to handicap it by pouring in other toxins. The other important boost to your immune system is to get plenty of good sleep. The advice about no alcohol with antibiotics is mainly to stop you from pissing them out with your urine.

Save Redmond for Man City (Wednesday!) Pep apparently rates him and will be terrified of him

It depends what she looks like

He would have one good run in a game and then give up in disgust when nothing came of it.

Sadly it has crept into the modern game that whenever a player is touched he has to throw himself to the ground and roll over several times all the while screaming out in agony at the top of his voice. Yes Richarlison, I’m talking about you. And several others.

Scoring some goals would solve all our problems.

None for me but my wife thought that she felt a little woozy next day but that might just have been auto-suggestion. I had no effects from the vaccine but this is an intramuscular injection and I really felt the needle going into my upper arm. It's still a bit tender even now three weeks later. Almost like it's been bruised but there's nothing to see. Anecdotally there are reports that those people who have had the virus and recovered from it have worse side effects. Also anecdotally there are indications that those who are suffering from Long Covid fine their symptoms have improved.

We had our first AZ jabs three weeks ago today.

He would be a better player if he could trust his left foot.

Planning permission?

How is Minamino’s injury? Will he be back in consideration?