Whitey Grandad

Troo dat. I once met an American at a conference for TV studio equipment. He offered us jobs but we said that we were indispensable. He replied, "Nobody's indispensable. Kennedy gets shot; we've got a new President in 5 minutes" This same gentleman collapsed and died in his forties on a tennis court a year or so later.

There's something of the Svengali about him. "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under."

Nah, that's Tommy Twoshoes

The way I see it, if promising young players can see us as a stepping stone to a higher level that should make it easier to attract such talent.

We typically give more assistance to the opposition than our own players.

And so say all of us.

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.” ― Groucho Marx

Freudian typo?

Steve Palmer went to my college at Cambridge and I believe he used to live in Colden Common.

Been there, done that.

Elyounoussi started for FC København this evening.

Tom Fellows, the West Brom player?

I'm too old to be able to remember 😒

He left too much scar tissue.

Is that a 10 inches ?

And damages the integrity of the Premier League since these teams will have a midweek rest for the first few games of the season.

Not only that, they don't even enter until round 3.

Ah, thanks. I was on a cruise in the South Sea Islands at the time.

Were we still in it at this stage?

Whatever, the outcome is the same.

But surely we're the bestest?

"Premier League - corrupt as f**k"

How can it be a knock out cup competition if some teams are kept away from each other?

Effing fix

It's the Thursday night football that has buggered it all up.