Whitey Grandad

That has been my dream all season

Are you still married?

Southampton General Hospital

Yeah but somebody's got to sit in that seat

Isn't there a slight contradiction between those two sentences? We don't know what the weather is going to be but we should be concerned that we are having an effect on it? (Interesting use of 'effect' instead of 'affect' there. Was that intentional?)

Nothing about Somerset on that map.

Weather, innit.

Yes it is. I've just set my Virgin box to record it.

Well said Minty. I did a quick check yesterday and over the last couple of months or so there has been over 30cm of rainfall in the West Country. Trying to hold that back for slow release later is only going to be effective in the short term and once the water table has been elevated there's nowhere for the excess to go.

It's more a mental/concentration thing than fitness.

Nah, they'll turn it 360 degrees but that will be diluted to 36, then 3.6 ....

All I can see in that top picture are a bunch of arses.

Enterprise

Nice! Looking up now instead of drifting.

Clean sheet -yummy!

We shall but what's the rush?

I agree. If a tree blew down on my house how much compensation would I get?

Interesting Portsea inbred logic there. Their capacity is 21,100 so on that basis they have only averaged 71%. I call that far more than a fifth empty anyway, 28,000 is a hell of a lot more than 15,000.

Very interesting. Of course, these are national figures and it makes a big difference if it were all to be dumped on Carlisle, say, rather than London. I seem to remember that 1967/1968 was a very floody year?

Artichoke

a tonic

I used to have a little Manneken Pis statue with a corkscrew for a willy but somebody tried to use it to open a bottle of wine with it and now it's just a Manneken

It all depends on what fires your frites. There are some nice restaurants, Rue des Bouchers is the most famous but many consider it a tourist rip-off. The Atomium is interesting but you will need a tram trip to get there. There is a quirky little museum of the comic strip and some other art museums near there http://atomium.be/ http://www.comicscenter.net/en/home

If all the women in Portsea Island were laid end to end...

Goalkeeper's ball every time. Boruc should have gone for the ball instead of waiting for it to come to him.