Dibden Purlieu Saint

How do you give a thread 1 star?

At University one of my mates found a phone which had a video of a girl doing herself with a big black schlong. It turned out it was her phone, and my mate promptly sent it to everyone in her phonebook, including her Mum and Dad. Bit harsh...

Maybe we should sign Ichiro Suzuka then.

Fed up with this tbf.

This, luckily we got all of ours done in 1 go. Think we paid £40 sq/m for Solid Oak. Very happy with it, looks awesome! Depends how much you want to spend, but don't forget stuff like underlay etc if you want it, does tend to hike the price up. Also need to ensure your floors are very level.

Would take Maynard. Imagine having Maynard, Sharp, Lambert and Lee to choose from. Would be unbelieveable.

Just seen Snodgrass at the training ground!!!!! However, as I am in Leeds today and tomorrow I'm afraid it's not ours...

Balls.

Hahahaha...

Beat me...

Lambert!!!!

Good signing if true.

...awesome, that is all. Morello is up there with Gilmour and Plant.

Morgan is pretty tbf.

Why do you bother? Seriously. You come on here, along with Alpine, Hypo and Dalek and just complain. Why? I used to love this site, but it has really, REALLY got worse. Everytime I see a thread with any of you on, I know it's going to be a poor, and frankly depressing, thread. But that's what contrarians do. They tell the majority they are wrong, until they are in the majority, then change tilt. You could say, 'Just don't read the threads', but the issue is you are all so prolific you can't get away. IMO, this forum is dying, and you guys are part of the problem.

I tend to have to use both hands to lift the bloody thing to be honest...

You were the one who reached back and tickled my balls I assume?

I warm myself up by rubbing myself against the person in fronts crevace. Means I have a lazy by the time I have a wee, making me look massive, and it gets me going as well.

Name completely made up of body parts.

He's actually not, not at all.

I'd quite like Darius Henderson...

Not true.

"@Ed_HillingPR: Good to have you back @jasonpunch we need your creativity as I don't want to see @joshooiveld20 spraying 40yrd balls. #true Joshooiveld20

He sounds very happy on twitter, or at least is seeming to convey that happiness.

Thank God Saturdays game is away...