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Personally, I would recommend getting Sky+ and a PS3. The functionality that both give you really is brilliant.

This.

I have noticed over the last couple of seasons that everything seems far more staged, as if their acting is getting worse, especially when they do 'the news'. Personally, I think some of the silly specials are genuinely laugh out loud funny. The one when they sail the resrvoir was a genius bit of writing, and I implore anyone to watch that without laughing. I feel the show really needs a kick up the @rse, or it will start to lose the charm of 3 normal blokes ****ing around in cars formula, instead trying to be overly funny.

Not a fan of laminate, you not got a mate who could get you some real Oak flooring at a decent price (we got it at £25 SQM). Was worth every penny.

RIP Gary. Legend.

Double whoosh.

Leek and Potato for me. Good with bits of cheddar broken up and dropped in.

Whoosh...

This. So worried about our next few games, especially if we concede 4 against a side like Peterborough.

Erm, PHEW.

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Remember what we were like in the Prem in the 90's, our home was our fortress and the ONLY way we would get enough points to stay up. These are the type of teams we are playing. Frustratring, **** yes. Surprising, not at all.

Whenever I have seen Forte I have always thought "Why don't we sign him?". Pace in abundance, can really get round the back. Will be a good signing in my opinion.

Just heard that someone has just passed a Lambo on the Avenue with the number plate "My Name is Craig Mackail-Sm1th". True Story.

Shet, I'd best get down to Chelsea's training ground then, I'm only 2 miles away...

And this is my point, everything has been stated as FACT by Cortese. Yet people in this thread have said that unless I am NC or have access myself, these statements are not facts. Therefore, conversely, if Cortese said it, it is fact.

No arrogance at all in that, just stating the facts.

Coincidence don't you feel. Have you ever seen me and Cortese in the same room?

Good luck Paul, what an excellent bloke.

Just a little precis of our situation: - We are owned by rich owners. - The Club is not rich, but is on a solid financial footing. - The Club is being run as a business that breaks even. Due to our attendances, merchadising and prices this allows us to buy more expensive players. - Money is there for a marquee signing, however, it is not prudent to pay above the market rate for these players. Hope this helps.

What if we're £1.5m out and 10k in wages? The rumours were that both teams are asking £2.5m+. Also, buying this 1 player will not guarantee promotion, I actually think at the moment we need someone to replace Lallana for if he goes out injured (as he is now), but that will cost a fortune £3m+ imho.

It makes me laugh when people think we should be splashing millions around to buy players. We are being run as a BUSINESS, not as a Billionaires plaything. The faster people learn this the faster we can get rid of the morons who can't understand this.

Very amusing.