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Think he made a meal of it actually. Was more straightforward than he made it look.

Don't know if it's just the positioning of the microphone but I can only hear the Palace fans today. Rubbish showing from our fans so far.

Bollocks. It's always against us that teams break these poor runs isn't it.

What is that song that the Palace fans sing constantly?

Should have scored.

Johnson has received a fine because his actions have been proven to be against the rules at the time, and is still subject to ongoing investigation into other incidents. There is evidence that Johnson himself organised parties and told people to bring their own booze. He was the very man who set the rules and told the country we weren't allowed to do these things. Starmer had a beer with a takeaway during a work meeting. I know you love to be a contrarian, but if you genuinely think there is any moral equivalence here and can't see the DM reporting for what it is - a simple hatchet job attempt ahead of the local elections - then you're an idiot.

Or are they just on the beach already like us?

Local elections next week and the DM are printing desperate front page smear stories about Labour. Who could possibly have predicted that 🙄

Looks like we are not the only fans he has wound up recently 🤣 https://www.goodisonnews.com/2022/04/27/charlie-austin-says-everton-relegation-would-be-funny-after-liverpool-defeat/

It's not just the support bands either.

I'm trying to think which of this week's no-marks you're referring to. Linda Robson perhaps? Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer is she.

And they are still defending the policy on the grounds of ignorance, when literally everyone was telling them it was a terrible idea. Matt Hancock arguing he didn't know enough about the virus so it wasn't his fault. Absolutely fucking despicable.

Rumoured to be going to Arsenal.

Yes it would be hilarious if they found their form only once they can't mathematically make it and miss out by a single point.

Shit! 2-2 now.

Wigan can all but seal the L1 title tonight with a big win against the skates. They're 2-0 up at HT.

Awful for the lad. Wishing him a speedy and successful recovery.

https://www.sportbible.com/football/16yearold-southampton-wonderkid-scores-hattrick-of-identical-goals-20220426 He's made it into Sportbible.

Zaha looks to be on the verge of losing his shit tonight. Leeds need to do a JWP number on him.

All depends what kind of silly money they offer in wages. There are a surprising number of players out there (and I know this from my Sis-in-law's discussions with my nephew's agent) who really don't give a shiny shit where they play or whether or not they will win trophies and/or play in the CL, and are just out for as much money as they can possibly get. If Toon start offering wages that nobody else can match, they will undoubtedly attract some very good players.

That's a bit unfair. Been watching him a lot since he played in the U23s with my nephew and he's got the kind of technical ability than Long can only dream about.

The answer is simple. It wasn't a 'clear' foul and Gordon had already been booked once for diving. He cheated his way to a penalty against Burnley recently by going down far too easily from minimal contact. He's a very talented player but is already building a reputation as a diver.

Anybody still believe Everton are too good to go down?