Sheaf Saint

We had one a few weeks ago. Not sure what's happened to him, but his identical twin isn't as good.

Okay hands up time. That was a really good save. Probably the best I've ever seen him make.

Watching Baz 'jump' for that is like watching a fish on land thrashing about. He has no spring in his legs whatsoever.

Sooooooo predictable.

He's an utterly woeful footballer. Even when he does get a chance to ping it in with his left, he takes so long to set himself that it's too easy for a defender to get out and block it.

Lucky for us that pinball fell to Kyogo.

How the fuck was that a foul?

Downes doing his best to get himself booked as usual.

Oooh, we created a chance!

Another free header given away by our 3 amazing CBs.

Put Sky Sports on and you'll see eleven of them playing in red and white.

Another stupid giveaway from Manning and they get into a shooting position with ease. Everything we try and do to get forward is laboured and easily cut out.

Sooooo fucking easy to defend against.

Midfield battle? We don't have any kind of functioning midfield so it can't really be called a battle.

Deja vu 🤨

I don't think Arma was reluctant, he just right royally fucked it up and got lucky that it broke for Azaz.

Minutes before Manning gave the ball away in a dangerous position: 1.

Well we stopped him from scoring at SMS a few weeks ago. Actually we didn't, we gift-wrapped him a golden chance to score by leaving him completely unmarked to tap in an easy rebound, but he somehow managed to put it over the bar.

If only we could ever get a 6/10 performance from some of them. Would definitely be an improvement.

Doesn't matter how depleted their squad is. We'll still find a way to gift them a win anyway. It's what we do best.

If the level of toxicity inside SMS reaches the same point it did against Still in the Preston game, I have no doubt they will shit the bed again and make another knee-jerk sacking to try and save face. Only this time, should it get to that point, all of the fans' anger and vitriol needs to be directed at SR themselves rather than at Eckert. We can't let the useless fuckers squirm out of it again. Their ownership has been one big ego-driven disaster from day one, and I cannot wait for the day they finally fuck off and we can actually start to feel good about our club again. They have sucked every last bit of joy out if supporting SFC. Even during Tonda's purple patch, I couldn't bring myself to really celebrate any of those wins, because deep down I knew it wouldn't last and would only be a matter of time before we reverted to type.

My daughter is currently learning German and has recently come across a number of those entire-sentences-in-a-single-word, for which their language is famous. One such example is backpfeifengesicht, which translates as "the urge to punch someone who desperately deserves it". It should be Rasmus' middle name IMO.

He was building up some form and looking decent before he was cynically taken out against Norwich. I would much rather see him come on as a sub than the completely pointless Fraser.

Utter bollocks. Watch the highlights of our recent game at Derby and look at the saves he made. He would have come out and narrowed down the angle to give himself a much better chance of saving it, which is something that Bazunu never does. I would back McCarthy to save that. With Baz you just know it's going in.

Oh yes, you're right. I was forgetting 'that' save against Wrexham - the one that's held up by his supporters as evidence that he's really not as shit as everyone else can see he is.