Sheaf Saint

That's a disappointing draw. But we won last time we played there though.

But with pace and strength, which MLT never had.

Wimbledon beat Ipswich on pens.

Yep. No need to hold him back anymore. Get him in the first team. He's gonna do great things, so I just hope we get to see some of them in a Saints shirt before he inevitably gets poached from us.

A cracker from Bree, and an arrow from Archer. Super stuff.

Ooh, Cardiff will be cheesed off with that. Up there with Rothwell's volley from last season?

There have been rumours of him being a bit of a bad apple among the squad recently, but I can't remember where that originated from. And of course there was the completely unfounded bollocks that he deliberately got himself subbed off a few times when he couldn't be arsed during the relegation season.

And as soon as I type that, they equalise.

Ipswich currently 2-1 down to AFC Wimbledon.

Decent save from Lumley.

The irony of someone with Mister fucking Blobby on his avatar complaining about this kit! 🤣

Yeah I've not been impressed with the CBs tonight. Not sure of the thinking behind bringing ABK on to join them though.

Lallana makes his 'debut'.

Oh that's a beaut.

Ooooh. Close from Edozie.

Oh dear. Nothing Edwards could have done about that.

An absolute peach 🍑

Stunning bit of business. What's the catch?

Where's all the home fans?

Lovely strike from Fernandes.

Larios on the bench eh? Had almost completely forgotten about him.

I mean, if he's got arms like this then he should be a bloody brilliant keeper

Yeah, he probably misunderstood initially when he was asked to go to meet the driver and pick up Charly.

Was never a fan myself, so I won't be rushing to get a ticket. I can sum up my feelings towards Oasis in exactly the same way as I can about The Smiths - undoubtedly decent songwriting and musicianship, but completely ruined by having an unbearable, pretentious prick on lead vocals with a voice that grates like someone scratching a blackboard. Still, a lot of my mates were massively into them around the time we were all learning to drive in the mid 90s, so I have fond memories of driving around in my mate's mk3 Ford Escort with Definitely Maybe blasting out of his (most likely stolen) Kenwood stereo.

If anyone wants any further proof of how pointless possession stats are, Stoke are currently 5-0 up away at Boro, with only 35% possession.