Sheaf Saint

Been the better team for the last ten mins.

Dean finally gives us a FK when Cancelo manages to foul 2 players at once.

Again, how is that not a foul FFS?

How is that not a foul on KWP? Oh it's Dean isn't it.

And he snatched at that shot just now after a good build up.

His form up until getting injured at City was good. Usually when he has a decent run in the side he finds some consistency. But when he comes in every now and again, he always seems to have a mistake in him.

Gonna be a long afternoon now. Piss poor from Stephens.

So close!

It took all of 7 minutes for the taters to start talking about Ralph potentially going to a bigger club.

Long miscontrols. I'm shocked.

Very impressed with the Palace fans today.

Everton really are crap aren't they. They started brightly with high intensity but didn't create any real chances, and they've just been their usual shit selves ever since. I'd love to see them get relegated. Too good to go down? Bollocks are they.

ACL maybe?

Burnley v Everton in a few weeks is huge.

Just shows how random football can be sometimes. Everton were so much worse than we were against them last week but find a winner from literally their only decent attack of the game.

Well that wasn't in the script!

Probably justified given how far off the ground he was when he made contact.

Everton have finally woken up and put some pressure on the Newcastle goal. It's only taken them 75 minutes.

I'm told he's actually a lovely bloke. Never seen the slightest hint of that on the pitch though.

Looked like it said Stop Oil

I can picture who you mean. He also looked a little like the Riddler in the new Batman film.

Wrong tool for the job.

Someone zip-tied himself to the post at Goodison?

Nearly 20 mins in and Newcastle are looking far more likely to score. Everton have barely mounted any kind of attack so far.

They might have some talented individuals, but they haven't managed anything resembling a surprise win all season. Both Burnley and Watford have shown recently that they are capable of winning games they are expected to lose. Everton just don't have that ability. Since FL took over they have got a very laboured FA cup win against Brentford and beaten a very poor Leeds still playing kamikaze football under Bielsa. In every other game they have been utter shit, and I see no sign of that changing anytime soon. Look at their fixtures and ask yourself honestly where are their points going to come from?