Sheaf Saint

She'll get no sympathy from me. Where were her tears for the victims of Grenfell Tower? For the Windrush Generation? For the thousands of people who have died as a direct result of her party's austerity measures? For the millions of kids plunged into poverty? For the huge jump in the number of homeless people? No, the only tears she can manage are those of self-pity because she has to leave number 10. A truly f*cking despicable woman who will go down in history as the second worst PM this country has ever had, behind whichever of the deranged extremists they choose to replace her.

Leaving on the 7th June then. That's just what the country needs right now isn't it - another Tory leadership contest

People who say "In any way, shape or form" because they think it makes them sound clever. It doesn't.

There is zero chance that we will sell 12 players in a single window. Especially considering some of them are on fat contracts and are not worth what we paid for them, so will be even harder to shift.

I don't really get the penalty one, as I always assumed that rule was already in place. Are they saying that they will be having penalties retaken if a keeper moves off his line, whether he saves it or not? That seems pretty absurd to me. If it's saved then obviously he has gained an advantage, but if it goes in then it really doesn't matter.

Aw, bless. From 11 points clear to blowing it in the playoffs. Superb end to the season.

Have you had a bet with someone that you can somehow squeeze this tedious top ten thing into every single f*cking thing you post?

Right, yeah. Just seen it on the Player awards thread. Been away for a couple of days and obviously missed it. Delete please mods!

Really? I must have missed that. When was it announced? What if someone scores from the halfway line on Sunday then?

I know it's a tad premature, as we've still got to play the worst team that the PL has seen in many years yet, but which ones do people reckon are in the running? Off the top of my head I can think of two decent contenders: PEH's at home to Brighton... and Valery's screamer at OT... Anyone got any other nominations?

It was such an obvious dive. Look at the way he lifts both feet off the ground the moment he felt the contact.

In the first third of the season he looked sharp and I thought maybe he might be the signing we wanted him to be. Since his return from injury he hasn't been quite the same but still contributes far more than Austin is capable of. I wonder how much of his drop in performance is down to the impact of Hughes' incredibly slack training regime. Wasn't he unofficially quoted as saying it was like a holiday camp compared to Liverpool?

Forster, Stephens, Elyounoussi. Who's the 4th? Armstrong?

Ever since Stephens came back into the starting lineup. Coincidence?

On the beach? Drowning in the sea more like.

And the BBC team are never wrong are they. He did the one thing that a PL keeper should never, ever do. He parried it straight into the path of danger. It was poor goalkeeping.

Romeu gets his obligatory yellow card. Standard.

Yep. Just a bunch of headless chickens now who can't even string 3 passes together. It's painful to watch.

No.

Forster gets down and makes a low save at his near post this time.

What the hell was Armstrong trying to do there?

Looking slightly improved after the break. We're pegging them back a little bit at least. Still not really threatening their goal though. No shots on target at all so far.

Another low down save from FF. That's twice now with shots of the type that he used to let in regularly.

They're just wrong. As that pathetic giveaway just now demonstrated.

WTF is up with the forum today? Why does it keep trying to post everything I post twice?