Sheaf Saint

So if the pitch is frozen after half an hour, how come nobody noticed it was frozen before they started?

Sounds like Lambert and Sharp are really working well together already. Wonderful stuff.

BBC live update has given the goal to Sharp.

Sounds like we have really risen to the challenge today. I was thinking that this game could be a season-defining moment in that if we couldn't win it then we could kiss goodbye to our chances of auto-promotion. Keep it up lads.

You beaauuutieeees!!!!!!

Remember seeing this documentary about his life many years ago, and the part about his funeral procession struck me particularly... He went to his grave having earned the love and respect of not just his entire nation, but millions of people around the world. I am struggling to think of anybody else who can claim to have made such a positive impact on so many people. RIP Bob, your legacy lives on...

So only just back from a ban for being racist, he goes and does this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hxQhMKIe4I Sadly, the ref did give him a yellow for it so the FA can bottle it and not take any further action against him. What an absolute c***! And as for Kenny Dalglish saying that Suarez shouldn't have been banned, despite it being proved that he made racially abusive comments to another pro... I used to have a lot of respect for you Kenny but not after that. Is there any integrity left in football an more?

Oilver Bierhoff springs to mind

For the love of F***ING GOD! Why did you not shoot!?!?!?!?!?!

Headless chicken comes to mind now. Was hoping we might nick it but I'll be relieved if we get to the end without conceding now.

To be fair, I don't recall anybody ever getting a yellow for such a nothing foul. Pathetic refereeing IMO.

WTF! That was never worth a yellow card!

Come on Deano. About time you got another goal!

Hammond coming on

Shhhe-it! I saw the lino wave his flag then and thought he was signalling for a penalty!

Another short corner comes to nothing. When is someone going to put two and two together!?

Conolly has been completely ineffective so far, yet again some poor control breaks down what could have been a promising opening. Get Sharp on at HT I reckon.

Finally found a stream of half-decent quality/consistency and we are well on top so far, but it's our final ball that is seriously lacking.

Same eleven that started against Cardiff then... Southampton 01 Davis 02 Richardson 06 Fonte 13 Fox 16 Martin 04 Schneiderlin 08 Cork 20 Lallana 42 Puncheon 07 Lambert 22 Connolly Substitutes 21 Bialkowski 03 Harding 10 Guly 14 Hammond 11 Sharp

Oh dear. They really are skating on thin ice now!

OK, who's going to own up to this comment on that Guardian article...? It could only have come from someone on here I'm certain.

The printing press has frozen due to the cold weather

What ASRock mobo is it Jeff? I ask because I built a new machine last year with a ASRock N68C-S UCC motherboard and it enabled me to unlock the remaining cores on my AMD Phenom 3.2GHz dual-core and turn it into a quad-core system and double my processing power, so if you have the same mobo you might want to look into doing the same. The rest of the spec is similar to mine except I have a 5670 graphics card with 512MB DDR3 memory, and I have no problems whatsoever running the latest games. Got F1 2011 running with everything set to maximum and it runs like a dream.

I went out with some old friends on the weekend for a wet-the-babys-head celebration and had a pint of lager for the first time in I don't know how long, as they didn't appear to have any decent ale or cider in the bar we were in. I went for Amstel as I remember I liked it when I went to Amsterdam some years ago, and it didn't taste of anything. It was just gassy, flavourless p*ss-water and served only to reinforce the reasons why I began drinking ale instead.

Not sure of the validity of this, but it made me laugh anyway...