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Get Will Salt in there with his iPhone to live stream it.

It is, but football manager contracts are nothing like 'normal' employment contracts. And even if they were, there would still be a clearly defined disciplinary process to follow if we want to avoid having to pay him off somehow.

Absolutely this.

Where has this been posted please?

Yes, we do. There were WhatsApp messages presented as evidence to the tribunal.

Given everything that has come out, that was never going to happen. It's because of his actions that we got the sanction we did. Surely you understand that?

Honestly, some of the mental gymnastics going on here 🤦 There is no reasonable scenario where Tonda is still our manager next season. None. It's utterly ridiculous to suggest otherwise. Whatever talent he might have, he has orchestrated a chain of events that has led to us suffering what is possibly the biggest ever humiliation in English football. And if the reports that came out yesterday about him bullying young interns to break the rules are true, that just makes it ten times worse. He CANNOT stay. It's that simple.

Care to elaborate?

Any chance we could get the guys at Lead By Donkeys to project this all over the front of SMS?

I guess that's one way to stop them leaving, but I'm fairly sure it's illegal.

Not sure what that's got to do with it. I was referring to the inevitable legal challenges that will follow this ruling, and potential investigations into how widespread spying really is.

Gonna be a busy one, this.

Should have hired him instead of Tonda. At least they know how to spy properly. Or at least they could have supplied Will Salt with a cloaking device.

Precisely. They've made a rod for their own back now. Will be interesting to see where this goes next because we haven't heard the last of it, that's for sure.

Chances of any of that happening? Slim to none I reckon.

True, but I meant in the context of managerial appointments.

It started the moment we appointed your namesake. The writing was on the wall from that moment on.

Probably "what exactly is all ze fuss about?"

So many on here warned that appointing another young, inexperienced manager after the Will Still fiasco would only end badly. But I don't think any of us could possibly have predicted it would pan out in such a way. The end result is the same though. We'll be starting next season with another new manager, a whole new squad, and a job on our hands to avoid a relegation battle. If only we had owners who had even the slightest clue what they are doing.

Amen. The ability of this place to provide an endless supply of laughs during the darkest of times at the club, on and off the pitch, is what has kept me coming back for over 20 years.

And, crucially, still alive.

That actually sounds like it could be the name of a real legal firm.

Ah, the ace up our sleeve.

Is that because of the hidden salt?

You don't put cream in it do you? Heathen.