Sheaf Saint

He's playing like a man possessed today. Where has this been all season?

Applying some Nivea cream?

How on Earth did that stay out!?

It is indeed pathetic, but given that only once this season have we managed to score first and hold on to win, it's really not that surprising.

Yeah, WTF was he on about?

Well at least I get another local game next season. Will be interesting to see how Sunderland fare in the PL.

Same reason Saints managed to win two games this season.

17 goals for a second/support striker is a very decent haul IMO. Plenty of teams won't have got that many out of their top scorer.

I think this is the sad reality for many of us.

Are we? The club's finances are actually pretty healthy, so we could afford to hire a more proven manager if we so desired. It's just not the Sport Republic way to do anything that doesn't make them look like they're trying to reinvent football.

"I'm only happy when he's on the pitch".

Who could possibly have predicted it eh?

That could be the last we ever seen of THB. I won't be sad to be honest.

Branthwaite done his hammy. TBH they could leave him on the pitch and it wouldn't make any difference.

Alcaraz coming on. Don't even need to say it, do I.

Hey it's ok everyone. Smallbone is coming on to save the day.

We finally create something resembling a shooting chance and Aribo completely mis-kicks it. Fucking amazing.

Could we maybe just not turn out for the second half and forfeit the game? Would be funny to deny them an actual victory today.

He was standing still by the time the pass was played, and didn't even try to get back onside. Anyway, it feels a little pointless arguing over something so insignificant when there's so much else to criticise today.

Fuck me, that's just comical.

30 minutes in and zero shots on or off target. Amazing.

True, but you can't just stand in an offside position and wait for the pass. Schoolboy stuff.

Jesus. How the fuck did Wellington manage to be offside there? Absolutely no excuse for that. It's so basic.

Yep. Absolutely pathetic defending from our captain, once again. I really can't fucking wait for the day I never have to see him playing for us again. How the fuck has someone so utterly shite managed to rack up 200 apps for us?

Amazing. Just let Ndiaye walk through our defence to score. It's like we want to give them their big win today.