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Goats feckin stink to high heaven!

boys against MEN. No fight in the team, defence are a joke, forwards couldn't hit a cows ar5e with a banjo. Manager no passion. BWP looked good, should've played TP from the start. Should've been 5~0 at half time, but it was worth the entrance fee for probably the worst penalty in history. RIP ~ Southampton Football Club.

Coventry 2 ~ 3 Saints Mark my drunken words!

Coventry is vvank hole of the universe! Everyone looks like a mong, and dresses in shellsuits and act like flids. It is 15 years behind the times. Even the condom machines take coppers.

I didn't nick a scissor lift and drive it fully extended up Lymington high street last night at around 12.00am after a 9hr pub crawl.

Charley takes it up the chocolate factory. R18

Conger mainly, but hope to get a few cod.

The fishing is back on, I spoke to Ralf today and he said as we are so keen on going fishing he will take us out. We will be out on the booze allday thursday instead. Followed by a ghost hunt in the evening.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/381047/

S C O ... hold on a minute.

Don't be afraid.

I have only ever done one once before, it was fun. It worked we called up a ghost and I got to sleep with one of the birds in the room.

Has anyone got any bad experiences of these?? Where can I get one quick, as I need to do a ghost call up this weekend. P.S. After I typed in Ouija Board, an almighty storm started and my window just smashed. How FLICKING bizarre is that.

What good pubs are there in Lymington??

Coventry is like a huge boil.

Go to Phuket it has everything you need there. Avoid Pattaya, it reminds me of a giant open air sex shop, and Bangkok is like Luton.

I have seen plenty. The best being when the Mancs decided to gatecrash a wedding reception in there before one of our games. They didn't like the choice of music when Oasis came on the jukebox and they decided to kick off. Bad move by the Mancs, if it wasn't for the OB steaming in there would of been alot more blood up the walls.

You don't get big blokes in Thailand prisons.

Remember that Thailand is the 'Land of Smiles'. That is until you get caught on a beach smoking a joint.

Was it a dolphin spitroast ?

I knew Bob, he was a top bloke. There wasn't an away game that I went to and never saw Bob. We always shook hands and had a chat. Very sad news. R~I~P mate.

Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him! Don't ever take your computer to PC World to get fixed.

I can confirm all the birds I have met masterbate. Well they do when I tell them too anyway.

Yes I do have bad luck with the fishing, although I have just rang the skipper and told him we want to go whatever the weather. All day on the pish then it is.

Any go karting or fun things to do??