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I was watching a great amateur sex scene last night until I heard the police sirens. I almost fell off my ladder.

Nokia N8 is the best mobile fone in the woooooooooooooooooooooorld, it has everything, but I struggle to make a fone call, it either keeps losing coverage or the conversation is very patchy. Had it replaced 3 times now and it hasn't solved the problem, what should I do? I am with Vodafone business.

Mark my words Mr liquidshokk. The news doesn't know everything you know!

Here we go again folks!! Major Tsunami warning from now until the end of December in the Thailand/Malaysia region due to a large plate being dropped of the west coast of Australia. Anyone travelling to the Far East over Xmas should avoid the beaches & stick to the GoGo bars.

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Snowing hard here

Funny enough I actually read that page, but I don't live in septic land.

The horse is buried, I want to know the LAW regarding burying a horse in the UK

Please move this to the lounge as I need serious answers quickly..

I'll tell you what is sick, having a puppy from 2 days old. Puppies should be with their mother until they're 12 weeks old, fact! How did they wean it. Poor Bronson dog.

Maggie had great tits for an old bird.

VVanker.

I'll do that for you if you like? PM me when they actually drop.

I had one 6 years ago when they first came out, brilliant car and sounds like a tank. Sold it after 4 months as I couldn't get my golf clubs in the boot and my kids grew legs.

Get a decent pair of shoes/boots and not some crappy Littlewoods plastic souled ones, all static comes from cheap shoes or nylon undercrackers.

I think you may have been a bit heavy handed with me in the past to be fair.

Deppo, what on earth did you do with your time away from the board?

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I would like a day out with horsewoman http://poststuff.entensity.net/121310/flash.php?media=wtf.flv

A real lady wouldn't have hard cheesy skin feet. Can you stick your penis in the fish tank Hampster ?

A pair of marigolds, a gas mask, a jar of vaseline and a 'good life' dvd. Oh and some smoked haddock.

I'd take 64 right now tbh.

He is probably grooming the Ceebeebies forums now, until his ban is lifted. He's not a bad old boy for 62.

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