Baj

Wish we had a backup from a couple of years ago when we had this thread before, as I can't be arsed to type them all out, reading as it does as a list of how big your gamer penis is..

So everyone faced with cancer should be forced to deal with in a model way. Perhaps everyones different and perhaps your view might change of it was yourself battling with cancer.

If shouting about her cancer causes some women to attend cervical cancer screenings when they would otherwise have avoided it, then shes achieved something at least, if only when faced with her own fragility

I would urge everyone to show some respect on this thread and remember this isnt the muppet show. RIP

Tesco value porn?

It's rare, but for this, yes.

I wouldnt give her that as a present.

did you forget the punchline?

sorry, but with the greatest of respect Grantys got enough on his plate organising the majority of this even without giving everyone updates. As he's said, you will all be updated in due course.

Razorblades at the ready...

good god man. YES WE HAVE YOUR EMAIL.

check your spam folder

Yes, you must be a subscribed member to take part, no matter what position. I'm sure if those positions arent taken after a reasonable time we will open up those positions to registered members, but no promises.

Yeah, ang on, lets not imply its £7 for everyone. The update is intended for the iPhone, which is free.

ive got a set of, i forget, they're inear things with an ear plug that moulds to your ear, awesome bass and perfect for running

Headphones I got with my iPhone were pants.

No, you give 3 preferred positions. Then, completely seperatley, you indicate if you would like to play 45 or 90 minutes. Of course, should on the day someone agree to swap positions with you for 45 mins if you're both doing 90, then thats up to you.

Gaffer?

I've not discussed it with Steve, but I can guarantee that 9 is too young, will come back to you later with a confirmed min age and update the main post.

Issue is addressed in this threads first post.

Anal sex worked for us... (tho i couldnt sit down for a week)

See above

Same mate, but it was one of the shortcuts to a) speed this up and b) keep the cost down. As the club pointed out to us, even the ressies are all made to wear XL, irrelevant of actual size.

No, actually all that would have cost well over 2 grand if we hadn't arranged special deals with the club, no need to thank us.

uh?