Crab Lungs

Zara for me.

No Portsmouth in any of those lists? Bizarre.

Defo a catchment area thing. Our catchment area must be over 8,000 miles/sq now.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/05/20/3115000/owen-admits-he-is-open-to-southampton-offer

http://www.westlondonsport.com/features-comment/southampton-could-replace-nigel-adkins-with-di-matteo/

Cracking forward-thinking manager. Just finished his interview with WBA today. Apparently it went very, very well...!

Allegedly.... Lee Clark. 10/1 at the moment.

Who would like a tip-off on next manager of WBA?

Michael Owen ... If DC frees up the physios bench tomorrow

They're all going for Rafa on here; http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=293625.0 And it's this kind of mentality which p1sses so many people off. F()cking arrogant weirdos; and.... and... Morons.

I have been advocating a Parker, Wilshere, Carrick midfield for years but it looks as if we will have to settle for another inept performance from a group of midfielders who are at best past-it, cumbersome and fail to get even the basics right. Those 3 could have been our Xavi, Iniesta and Senna. Henderson and Downing wtf

ROFL-tastic post but....

I'm not even a massive fan of Lampard but I can't stand Gerrard. He pretty much single-handedly disrupts the flow of teams with his Roy of the Rovers guff.

I'll throw my international experiences into the ring. Hmmmph. English Trinidadian/Tobagan Iranian That's it. I'm going to collect some more this year though, defo.

Here's my lot. Goalkeepers; Joe Hart, David Stockdale, Jason Steele. Defenders: Micah Richards, Gary Cahill, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Kyle Walker, Phil Jones, Phil Jagielka, Chris Smalling. Midfielders: Scott Parker, Frank Lampard, Ashley Young, Theo Walcott, Aaron Lennon, Adam Johnson, Leon Britton, Michael Carrick. Strikers: Wayne Rooney, Jermaine Defoe, Peter Crouch, Danny Welbeck. On standby for CL's England in bold italic; Others to consider for your squad; Robert Green, Ben Amos, Frankie Fielding, Scott Carson, John Ruddy, Keiron Gibbs, Leighton Baines, Ryan Shawcross, Joleon Lescott, Rio Ferdinand, Glen Johnson, Stephen Warnock, Stewart Downing, Leon Osman, Danny Murphy, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Gareth Barry, James Milner, Tom Cleverley, Matt Jarvis, Adam Lallana (), Anthony Pilkington, Steven Gerrard, Joe Cole, Grant Holt, Darren Bent, Daniel Sturridge, Andy Carroll, Danny Graham, Bobby Zamora, Gary Hooper, Rickie Lambert (). Injuries and Retirements; Paul Scholes, Ben Foster, Paul Robinson, Tom Huddlestone, Michael Dawson, Jack Rodwell and Jack Wilshere.

As in Aaron's brother?

http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10335~2763805,00.html "significant branding"

I like Tommy. He's almost a mascot, a good luck charm. Keep him, but never play him. Ever.

Oh, and Danny Simpson. All the big names, lolz.

Puerto Banus caters for everyone and everything, great place to go if you've got a bit of cash. Loads of footballers and entire teams on pre or mid season breaks go out there, saw Lokomotiv Moscow and Gamba Osaka, plus the Dawson bros, Steve Taylor, Steve Sidwell, Sean st. ledger, jimmy bullard, David nugent, Alan prdew, Aaron lennon... Trevor Francis and john Gregory too. Defo an attraction to footballers

My moneys on Ocean Club champagne party ....

Ah ******, used to live in Banus ... Could have stalked them and pished it up in linekers with them

I couldn't afford to go to every game this season but someone I know wants me to get "wallet raped" if I decide to get a season ticket next year. ¦~\ I'm happy that I'm now in a better financial position which might enable me to do so but its a real off-putter reading this uberfan stuff.

I don't believe some of what I'm reading. A left back that has contributed nearly 15 assists this year and has performed well in his position (effectively a wingback) is being rubbished and recommended for transfer? Like Lallana was being written off 3 years ago... and the rest. Like any player, he's not perfect but I'd doubt we'd find anyone else as good and who'd fit into our style for whatever we would sell him for. And he'll probably get better, too. PS: People who say Lallana doesn't cover Fox are totally incorrect. Our system leaves our fullbacks exposed, not the players in front of them. And Lallana works feckin' hard.

********, actually, I don't. But I will. Soon. Lol.