Crab Lungs

As in Aaron's brother?

http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10335~2763805,00.html "significant branding"

I like Tommy. He's almost a mascot, a good luck charm. Keep him, but never play him. Ever.

Oh, and Danny Simpson. All the big names, lolz.

Puerto Banus caters for everyone and everything, great place to go if you've got a bit of cash. Loads of footballers and entire teams on pre or mid season breaks go out there, saw Lokomotiv Moscow and Gamba Osaka, plus the Dawson bros, Steve Taylor, Steve Sidwell, Sean st. ledger, jimmy bullard, David nugent, Alan prdew, Aaron lennon... Trevor Francis and john Gregory too. Defo an attraction to footballers

My moneys on Ocean Club champagne party ....

Ah ******, used to live in Banus ... Could have stalked them and pished it up in linekers with them

I couldn't afford to go to every game this season but someone I know wants me to get "wallet raped" if I decide to get a season ticket next year. ¦~\ I'm happy that I'm now in a better financial position which might enable me to do so but its a real off-putter reading this uberfan stuff.

I don't believe some of what I'm reading. A left back that has contributed nearly 15 assists this year and has performed well in his position (effectively a wingback) is being rubbished and recommended for transfer? Like Lallana was being written off 3 years ago... and the rest. Like any player, he's not perfect but I'd doubt we'd find anyone else as good and who'd fit into our style for whatever we would sell him for. And he'll probably get better, too. PS: People who say Lallana doesn't cover Fox are totally incorrect. Our system leaves our fullbacks exposed, not the players in front of them. And Lallana works feckin' hard.

********, actually, I don't. But I will. Soon. Lol.

I pwn Leandre Griffit.

It's articles like this that the UK football fans read and think "Oh, poor Pompey" - completely oblivious to the reality of the cheating, stealing and robbing that has been evident over the last few years.

Bolton are £110m in debt... they're rich for picking.

That's pure agent talk I think... expect a move for Scott Dann though, but not yet

Fitty imo.

I'd love to see them play for England but the thought of Rickie and Lallana surrounded by those pr1cks turn me completely off the idea, selfish I know but part of me wants them to stay away from the squad until the "golden generation" are finally ousted

I would... but I think Liverlol fans would probably agree that they're w4nk

Henderson or Skrtel couldn't. Utter w4nk.

Hmmm, seeing as this hasn't being sorted yet, may I tentatively suggest; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94&feature=related Not sure if it'll work and the lyrics are baaaaaad at the moment, but something like that might sound good. Then again, might not... Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Oh what joy it is to watch him play, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin He never gives the ball away Might be a few too high notes for it, too.

Ok mate, will mail you v soon

Michael Owen.

And Jenas... lol. Say goodbye to positional discipline and completed passes if we ever were to sign him

Some of the names mentioned are completely mental

Haha yeah... one guy stared right through me, I had to glance away it was that scary! Piercing blue eyes and a bit of a scowl... scared the sh1te out of me! Ha, it's all cool though, no-one was ouy of order at all... I just should have come and said hello. If you're in the Itchen/Northam wing next year I'll pop by and say hello!

Where did all those big foam hands come from? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr