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Conversely... the best experience I have ever had was Virgin Media. The worst was o2. Still angry they robbed me of over a grand today..

Been championing the Lallana for England cause for a while. I was dumbfounded he didn't go to the Euro U21's tournament last year but then again Pearce is an utter turd who'd probably choose 10 Makelele's before a Messi gets a look in. Lallana is - and has been for a couple of seasons - international class. He's been playing way below his true level and the fact he's stayed with us is quite incredible. Aside from his obvious ability, he also has a terrific workrate - which is a rarity with someone who could be deemed a "luxury" player by some. Would love him to be capped but we hate to have him hanging around with the knobheads in the England team

Good, far better than Henderson. But lets write him off anyway.

We done it. We only went a bloody done it! Opening up a six point lead on Juventus, three games to go and we have the Old Lady at home. Gennaro Gattuso's rallying call had the desired effect as the Giallorossi swept Juve aside 3-1, giving the southern italian side their very first scudetto. £30m in debt and losing £3m per month, we're financial trouble but we've done it. Now to negotiate the final two games of the season and the summer without going into receivership. If we do, the Champions League *should* see us OK. As we're aware, it doesn't always work (see Portsmouth) but gambling the clubs entire existence for once, has paid off.

Typical Pompey upbringing then... " Christian is more of a midfielder than a winger, like his dad and brother."

Another vote here, superb book. Unbelievable story. One season with Verona is good too

These guys have enjoyed the journey: Totally agree with OP's sentiments though. Amazing journey and achievement

Ahhhh I see.... people still trying to resuscitate him...

Is that the same kind of affirmation when people say "clinically insane"? Are only certain qualified people allowed to determine clinical and non-clinical? Basically, he's brown bread.

It'll be hosted online. Basically, you'll need a domain (godaddy are good for that), Hostgator (webspace - I can offer you that for free). Then you need to design your webiste. You can go for an "off-the-shelf" solution like Weebly and customise it or better still, use a Wordpress template. There are some real decent free ones, but many of the more desirable cost a little. Of course, you'll also have to consider what you'd like features wise on your site with regards to downloadable/streaming content etc. Sounds a bit much to take in at first but I can of course help and I'm sure many other people on here can offer their expertise also.

Liverpool were on their way out after Benitez hopeless splurges on mediocre players.... yet they trumpet his inane, boring football as "tactical genius"... bullying Roy out and bringing in King Kenny (lol) only further exacerbated their problems. And delusions, it would appear.

Chiellini out for Italy....

WTF... serious?

Facebook, though it's probably 'cos he's just been on SSN

Michael Owen??? Not this rumour again :-/

I can help you with the creation of a website... although with Wordpress, it's fairly easy to make one yourself with a little persistence

wtf..

If he hadn't touched that, Terry wouldn't have had the time to get back and clear from (behind) the line. Agree... We're Chelsea-ying teams

Ah, forgot about that...!

Maybe Andy Townsend, Robbie Earle and Ugo Ehiogu are testing it, in anticipation of the Quarter Finals?

So true.... Badgerhead Chiles and friends are rocking the garden furniture. I wonder if there is a cheap jacuzzi behind camera. I'm actually half-waiting for a waiter to turn up with their drinks...

Print the match programmes and make the pre-match music playlists for Brighton?

Oh my God... that's brilliant, never seen that picture!

There was definitely someone writing pro-West Ham rubbish on there last season though... some of it was quite funny, too!

Lmfao...