Crab Lungs

Just to reiterate MLG... let's have some fun!

I'm pretty sure I can hear a dull thud from the east... *thud, thud, thud* No, it's not Avram's betty swollocks thumping against the pert bottom of a Thai masseuse, oh no... it's better than that. It's sound of hammer against nail. Nail against coffin. My word, there's an abundance of nails already dutifully banged in and now there is only a few to go. Now we just need to stuff this vile, stinking football club into it's final resting place and we'll have ourselves a rap, ladies and gentlemen. It appears TB's latest publicity stunt is purely a futile gesture to placate a very dim audience. Sure, a few more of woken up and subsequently identified the steaming hot cup of Joe but there is a still a few around who refuse to acknowledge blame, let alone the seriousness of the situation. Another pointless charade, much like the trialists trip to Spain. In a way, the actions of the club remind me of someone in a desperate situation telling you that everything really is OK when in reality, it's not. It really, seriously is not. Through the thinly-veiled act, you can see them squirming for a way out, praying that you buy their tall-tales and fantasies. "I'll pay you tomorrow, I promise". Another empty, fruitless plea. It's time for the dealer(s) to cock the revolver and put it to the forehead of this worthless sack of misery... and pull the trigger. The almost lifeless body of football's biggest junkie is in it's final throes. I believe it's made one of it's last desperate pleas, but the dealer(s) not having any of it. I hope I wake up soon and find what little brains this absurd and tiresome entity has painted across the pavement of a dark alley. That said, I hope they can survive long enough so that as they lie there in a gutter and the turds nestle beside them, they have a little time to think about their disgraceful actions. WTFILN

Ahhh, the final death throes. Not long now you fishy sh1tc()nts

http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?id=1148497/

Reading's fullbacks are utter sh1t.

Shorey is more of a hindrance than a help....

God, I miss Andalucia

The ginger fella stooping in the blue shirt... he looks like the chap from the undateables

Forte worth more than Barnard

You have a PM! Might send St. Jason one as well, just to whet his appetite!

No, don't know anything about that! Mines about the refurbs taking place at the stadium at the mo...

St. Jason, I'm not going to say a thing.... Though even I have my own anti-Cortese story I will tell for the benefit of you all later! (not that I'm too bothered, but it would certainly reaffirm that he is a fussy sod, but by Christ, he get things done for this football club). He will upset a lot of people in the Prem but **** it, his achievements far outweigh anything "bad" he has allegedly done IMO.

The Flowers Of War. Wow.

I love her comments about the community benefiting if a club existed; Yeah, right, how convenient to forget the thousands of people from all walks of life they've screwed... What a community club that is.

A little light Sunday morning viewing. Whatever you do, if you've just had your breakfast - give it half an hour. Features MoneyPenny and TCWTB [video=youtube;NN-l4NCfWEY]

Hilarious stuff... Devastating loss? Ha, they'd know all about local businesses losing money....

Kenwyne Jones was down this way today.... Not that I think he is signing. Well... You never know!

Am I the only one who really doesn't care much for the article? It's wrong what they did but not awful. Besides Claus, after his problems is probably clearing his conscience.

The boot feels great, it's a perfect fit.

The boot feels great, it's a perfect fit.

Can we please have some more Corp Ho classics? That's whet my appetite now

Maybe he's got mixed up with Kyle Walker?

Pig sick.... :lol: :lol: :lol: