Crab Lungs

Lol. He's a Saint. Fourth official chatting sh1t..

Until there is backslaps all round on the OS I refuse to believe this is happening.

Lmfao

Football manager and reality has just merged into one existence for me

This is all I said: @pn_neil_allen @FatBlerk I would be utterly ashamed if my football club acted like yours. Absolutely disgusting behaviour. Same old Pompey..

Don't understand why we would bother arsing around and going that far down the line if we didn't have a realistic chance of signing him. Surely we would be better off focusing our efforts on players who will join, not endlessly indulging in contractual foreplay with someone who isn't interested in joining us.

Just been blocked by that ****c()nt Neil Allen after tweeting him once. What an absolute **** he is.

Tom 20k a week Soares on trial too. Shocking behaviour.

Hahahahaha awful

Was looking forward to reading updates on Matt Phillips signing but this thread now seems firmly entrenched in argument about something almost completely irrelevant. Huzzah, gotta love the mongboard

It would really be special if that c(-nt ends up at some fault for BC pulling the plug and killing pfc. No less than he deserves considering the way he has acted..

Cheers MLG. Just seen Magri's air kick, roflcopters!

My winnings has just been deposited by Skybet so I thought I'd do the same - however, when I perused the fixtures the Skates/Bompey game isn't there... Hmmm

Money!

750 of the bestest. Not that bad... Lots of mums and dads I expect

Breville text; "When can we start signing players" And "I suggest a toast to our plucky young pups battling against the odds tonight"

Who was immature enough to text in as Breville?

Wtfiln

96.1 Pompey game. Love in at Home Park

I want the man who chavs cats to return... he's alright, he is.

Ok, fair enough, I'll give you the courtesy of a reasoned reply. Yes, your opinion is valid, as is Noodles, as is mine and everyone else's. However, some of the comments and bedwetting on here is absolutely incredible. I responded in amazement because I was dumbfounded as to how anyone could make an assessment on Lallana without a competitive ball being kicked. IMO, Lallana has been and continues to be a great asset and servant of this football club and whilst that doesn't absolve him of any criticism, some of the crap I read on here is ludicrous.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2187677/Racist-sex-attacker-12-admits-carrying-21-offences-TWO-months.html That's one of the youth team unavailable for tomorrow, then.

This really is a board riddled by mongs.

It's nothing to do with who he plays for and who I support; AL has attributes which very few Premier League midfielders possess and this season, he'll excel and prove that statement correct. Over the past two years, he's come on incredibly from being a perennial scuffer and waif-like winger to something resembling a future England player. Just because Stuart Pearce doesn't consider him blessed enough to chug around his midfield passing backwards, doesn't mean he's not as good as Jordan Henderson. Or Cleverley. If you're a good player, you're a good player - doesn't matter the level you're playing at.

Gotta be a WUM, surely.