Crab Lungs

The ginger fella stooping in the blue shirt... he looks like the chap from the undateables

Forte worth more than Barnard

You have a PM! Might send St. Jason one as well, just to whet his appetite!

No, don't know anything about that! Mines about the refurbs taking place at the stadium at the mo...

St. Jason, I'm not going to say a thing.... Though even I have my own anti-Cortese story I will tell for the benefit of you all later! (not that I'm too bothered, but it would certainly reaffirm that he is a fussy sod, but by Christ, he get things done for this football club). He will upset a lot of people in the Prem but **** it, his achievements far outweigh anything "bad" he has allegedly done IMO.

The Flowers Of War. Wow.

I love her comments about the community benefiting if a club existed; Yeah, right, how convenient to forget the thousands of people from all walks of life they've screwed... What a community club that is.

A little light Sunday morning viewing. Whatever you do, if you've just had your breakfast - give it half an hour. Features MoneyPenny and TCWTB [video=youtube;NN-l4NCfWEY]

Hilarious stuff... Devastating loss? Ha, they'd know all about local businesses losing money....

Kenwyne Jones was down this way today.... Not that I think he is signing. Well... You never know!

Am I the only one who really doesn't care much for the article? It's wrong what they did but not awful. Besides Claus, after his problems is probably clearing his conscience.

The boot feels great, it's a perfect fit.

The boot feels great, it's a perfect fit.

Can we please have some more Corp Ho classics? That's whet my appetite now

Maybe he's got mixed up with Kyle Walker?

Pig sick.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

£5m?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Build the statue, please!!!

This. I think I've seen enough to be fearful of this deal. Awful midfielder, but great if you like mistimed, inaccurate passes, woeful tackling and groaning/sighing a lot as a move breaks down. Schneiderlin has more grace and technique in just a single toe. He's a very, very sh1t Carlton Palmer IMO. However (!), if true, let's give him a chance.

Likewise. I love it that we're doing things properly and creating a brand now. And I absolutely love the Ward-Prowse photo.... LMFAO @ Skates.

Weren't you the chief architect of the "duck off Lowe" flyby? Still chomping at the bit to be that oh so special fan on the board? Maybe its time for another protest at this outrage. It's a kit. A football kit. Why are grown men wetting the bed over this...?

Conversely... the best experience I have ever had was Virgin Media. The worst was o2. Still angry they robbed me of over a grand today..

Been championing the Lallana for England cause for a while. I was dumbfounded he didn't go to the Euro U21's tournament last year but then again Pearce is an utter turd who'd probably choose 10 Makelele's before a Messi gets a look in. Lallana is - and has been for a couple of seasons - international class. He's been playing way below his true level and the fact he's stayed with us is quite incredible. Aside from his obvious ability, he also has a terrific workrate - which is a rarity with someone who could be deemed a "luxury" player by some. Would love him to be capped but we hate to have him hanging around with the knobheads in the England team

Good, far better than Henderson. But lets write him off anyway.