Crab Lungs

On fratton park being unused....; Isn't already practically unused apart from fortnightly visits from a few crackheads?

sha la la la la la la la , sha la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la la - who the **** is laughing now!

Haha, that's EXACTLY what I was planning on doing with a search feature with all the main protagnists and contributors!

I know nothing of tax rules and regs but if this is at all possible, I'd do it. And sort you out... at WorldNet 12. Thank you rallyboy, I hope that the bible does this thread justice. I hope to maintain most of it in it's most purest form whilst also making it more, well... easier to navigate in a flick-of-the-page kinda way. If it's a success, I'll ask Baj if he's interested in making a Corp Ho app for Android and iPhone, one which upon a single prompt, lavishes a daily pearl of mockney wisdom direct to your mobile device. There are so many reasons as to why that comment is stupid I'm not even going to begin. OK, just a couple. Villa's debt is serviceable. They get more than 10,000 fans each home match.

That was sublime. It's a big test. A big, big test. In fact, it may even have an ending by the time I've finished but I'm going to give it a shot. This thread is deserving of preservation in first and foremost it's most raw are pure form, that goes without saying. Encapsulating all 1129 pages is a toughie. I'm confident I can do it. More confident than Birch is of saving Pompey, anyway.

With the express permission of the webmasters and the contributors of this thread (of whom I am yet to officially ask), I am going to attempt to a PTS bible and a snapshot (for those of us who just want the basic facts). I will begin next week, providing I have the authority to do so. Of course, this is something that continues to roll on relentlessly every day, so I would need to maintain it. I'll have to see how it goes but it's going to take some serious work. However, needs must and it'd be nice to have something that we can just revisit easily without having to trawl through hundreds of pages first. I could really use some extra fingers for this so any of the phew that want to help, please do let me know

Haha, that's awesome in a way, but unless I'm immersed in the game I'd find it hard to play it with the likes of Vassell as a manager etc. It's funny you should mention realism as I was offered a job as a tester in 2010 for the football manager series. Evidently, my location totally ruled me out of taking the opportunity but I did learn some interesting things during my "test" and the subsequent chat afterwards. Alot of the testing is realism-based, meaning you'd play the game during the day as you would normally (what a job!) and then leave it on holiday before you left work. Upon returning in the morning, you'd then have to go through the previous nights' processing and weed out all the unrealistic bugs, whether they were minor or major. For example, would Newcastle be in League One in 5 years time It's not totally unrealistic but it's unlikely. Would Darius Vassell become a manager? He's never struck me as the type, so I'd doubt it - though like anything, it's not totally inconceivable. In theory then, with that amount of testing/debugging, the game should evolve and become more realistic as time goes on... but we'll see! I mean, it's not all fantasy-stuff. I'm Portsmouth at the moment and I've just been taken over by a Bulgarian businessman who is building a new training ground and academy, cleared the debts and told me to go spend, spend, spend. Y'see? Real. Very real.

Just received a tax rebate notification of £380 from the year 03-04... COYHRMC!

Murty, surely?

Murty, surely?

Lol, it's Nottingham!!! Give some to Clotterill, please... https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/goodcausesandwinners/winnersgallery.ftl

Get this.. they were suggesting putting the players up in fans' homes... Could just imagine Sone Aluko sharing a sprite with TCWTB

PompeyOnline. For a few of the more coherent ones, the penny has dropped. Proper LOL at them suggesting an "administration friendly" with Rangers though!

Oh dear.

Portsmouth

Did anyone see this on POL?

lol.

If Jay Bothroyd can get a cap...

One more won't hurt; Bigger version; http://i42.tinypic.com/xef7d.jpg

Share away!!! I think I might have to change my photo!

Same reason as they always do, I fear. TV cameras. Whenever they were on Sky they played up to their bestest-fans-in-the-worldTM mantra but as soon as Keys and Gray had slithered out of ground it was back to 75% capacities and away followings that would make Barnet blush. Hail the bestestestestetstest! If Henry and Ronaldinho think they're the best, they must be.

A present for all our victims; bigger version http://i42.tinypic.com/350qypu.jpg

Love it!

‎"Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie... Get rid of him... get rid of him, NOW!"

LMFAO Eddie Mitchell just got thrown off 606 for describing Bournemouth as "f()cked" before he came along... he swore three times before it too