Crab Lungs

You don't have to look very hard on there to find that they've been predicting us to slump away all year and as soon as they went top, they thought the title was sewn up. SMASH THEM!

I hope we absolutely smash them. I often look at KUMB and their arrogance is unmatched. I hope we smash them so very, very convincingly.

http://uk.zopa.com/ZopaWeb/

Just in time for Riquelme, Maradona and the grand opening of the £600m, 36,000 seater pottydrome.

LOL... Anyone up for calling AA and pledging our interest as the Toast consortium? I'll be Moprhy Richards, a bit like Micky Fialka.

I'd like to see; --------------------Davis Richardson-----Fonte----Hooiveld----------Fox ----------------Cork----Hammond---------- Puncheon---------Chaplow-------------Lallana -------------------Lambert---------------- Subs; Harding, Schneiderlin, De Ridder, Lee, Sharp.

Shaw, left Stephens, right and/or centre

I see 19Canteen is having a pop at De Ridder on Twitter...

Voldermort sticks out like a sore thumb at the moment. Not only is he competent, he's intelligent, measured and dignified. Bring back Uncle Avram, the Skates don't deserve such a decent coach.

Absolutely superb point. The stats will say Birmingham dominated but anyone watching would have seen us control most of the match. Appalling decision with the Fox bookings though

That really is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you!

Maybe I should re-phrase; Not the classiest of moves, Jilly.

You're quite classy, Jilly.

Toy Story

Good manager but personally, I really don't like him.

I'm guessing The9's is Silence Of The Lambs? For me, it's Bucket List.

Superb watching that on loop with DMX in the background

Lol, Adam Blackmore, legend

w0000000t WHU losing 5-1. That'll shock their arrogant fans

w00t w00t w00t Lord w00t, if you hate Pompey, let saints score..

w00t ffs

w00t

Herro?

w00t for Lambert...

So, I finished the season unbeaten, finishing 3rd (though by beating 1st placed F Marinos I let in my arch rivals, Cerezo Osaka, in to nip the title. Better still, I cleaned up the Asian Champions League, Nabisco and Emperors Cup. It was the off-season, and I was frustrated. Clicking 'continue' and waiting for the players return became a monotonous. The PSV job was advertised. I applied. I was appointed. I'm yet to play my first league game, though I've already won 6-0 at home in the Cup at 1-2 at Ajax (also in the Cup). I've brought with my Usami, Khwela and Otsuka with me from Gamba, as well as Virgil van Dijk and Jack Tuyp - the latter from the Jupiler League. We're 5th, ten points behind the leaders Heerenveen so we've got our work cut out but we're going to go for the title. We've no other distractions apart from the Cup as the previous incumbent somehow contrived to get PSV knocked out by Shamrock Rovers. Disappointingly, we've got no good youth players at all. Looks like I'll have to rebuild that too.