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And this is exactly why they should die a horrible, slow death. Ner ner ner ner ner ner, Portsmouth!

I'm unsure, but if they don't already might I suggest that they add it to their coaching curriculum. Just imagine... several hundred Stuart Pearce's coming through St George's Park football centre every year.

Don't forget that irrefutable, must-have key skill to be a top manager; passion, passion, passion.

Nah, he's definitely got an eye for a player. Muamba, Henderson et al instead of Lallana? Makes perfect sense.

You don't have to look very hard on there to find that they've been predicting us to slump away all year and as soon as they went top, they thought the title was sewn up. SMASH THEM!

I hope we absolutely smash them. I often look at KUMB and their arrogance is unmatched. I hope we smash them so very, very convincingly.

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Just in time for Riquelme, Maradona and the grand opening of the £600m, 36,000 seater pottydrome.

LOL... Anyone up for calling AA and pledging our interest as the Toast consortium? I'll be Moprhy Richards, a bit like Micky Fialka.

I'd like to see; --------------------Davis Richardson-----Fonte----Hooiveld----------Fox ----------------Cork----Hammond---------- Puncheon---------Chaplow-------------Lallana -------------------Lambert---------------- Subs; Harding, Schneiderlin, De Ridder, Lee, Sharp.

Shaw, left Stephens, right and/or centre

I see 19Canteen is having a pop at De Ridder on Twitter...

Voldermort sticks out like a sore thumb at the moment. Not only is he competent, he's intelligent, measured and dignified. Bring back Uncle Avram, the Skates don't deserve such a decent coach.

Absolutely superb point. The stats will say Birmingham dominated but anyone watching would have seen us control most of the match. Appalling decision with the Fox bookings though

That really is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you!

Maybe I should re-phrase; Not the classiest of moves, Jilly.

You're quite classy, Jilly.

Toy Story

Good manager but personally, I really don't like him.

I'm guessing The9's is Silence Of The Lambs? For me, it's Bucket List.

Superb watching that on loop with DMX in the background

Lol, Adam Blackmore, legend

w0000000t WHU losing 5-1. That'll shock their arrogant fans

w00t w00t w00t Lord w00t, if you hate Pompey, let saints score..

w00t ffs