Crab Lungs

It's a shame the misery brigade hasn't had a look in for years now

I don't believe a word of it until Corp confirms this

Any future projects should include the sought-after expertise of a FoB.

Depends how people define lacklustre. Lacklustre without control of the game - a bad situation. Lacklustre, with control of the game - a great situation. We're probably seemingly lacklustre and lacking in champagne football for a reason. It's the business end of the season now and we're grinding results out to achieve our goals. It might not be pretty, but it's sure as hell effective.

One the of the worst players I've ever seen in the Premier League is Jordan Henderson -and that's not even taking into account his £16m transfer fee. Makes the Carroll signing look astute.

It's not even true, either. "Thoroughly dominated" would suggest a hammering, but it's not even that. The stats look pretty equal to me, just in favour of Whammers a tad.

Just thought... Eugene Bopp would make a good signing right about now.

I take it you've got no constructive reply to your mauling over the last few pages. Typical skate. Clutching at straws.

The only time I heard Nigel break the mould and let his guard down was after we best Mk Find last year.

I think that's Corp Ho's. Best post it to Granty as Ho is waiting to become a full member. That said, many would already consider him one of those.

If... IF - we go up, I'm really looking forward to one particular thing; reclaiming "OWTS" from Spurs and Stoke... Have to say though, they do a mighty fine job of belting it out though.

In my life I've done a Portsmouth in my younger years but salvaged myself and the situation by doing a Southampton. At the moment, I feel a bit like Wigan, too.

That has to be one of the best retorts I've ever read. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, pfc123. Here, borrow me lighter.

396? Lol. What a 'tard. And even if that would true, it'll never trump your 84 at Bolton twice. And Wigan. And Sunderland. And Boro.

The biggest managerial underachiever is Mancini.

I wonder how the promotion boat party tickets are selling on KUMB? Should be a great night

If anyone wants to listen to my saintsplaye drop me a message

TDD's view I can totally sympathise with but I don't think the outpouring of support is too over the top (the sensationalist-round-the-clock media don't help in this instance). In fact, I think it's superb - why? Because at least it's genuine. Real. Heartfelt. Not insincere. Not people just doing it for the sake of showing others that they're nice (I despise those kind of people).

Massive club. Massive. As alluded to before by the phew... the last of the UK sleeping giants.

I think we should send a letter of thanks to the FA and the football league for all the p;)oints we have earned this season.

Blimey, not much has changed around Fratton Park;

The best footage of them is in Part 3; Yeah, I wonder how they're getting on.... my bet is that they're like around 240,000 other people, they've probably conveniently forgotten about football since 2008...

Another thing for them to be proud of;

I think you've missed a bit of the point... we need to be in the Prem to keep our quality players, and we need to be in the Prem to be able to hold onto those who might, might - help us actually achieve something...

Fair do's, but if you try and watch any more, try not to choke on your own vomit.