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Absolutely mental... You could argue Lambert had no structure at Bristol Rovers but he done brilliantly there. Besides, the disruption it would cause the team to find a replacement and integrate them would cost us points, possibly promotion as, sadly, other team would then hike their prices knowing we'll be scrambling around trying to find a suitable replacement.

Anyone want to join me on an IQ sweepstake? I'm guessing around 67.

Sounds like posturing... Besides, hooper isn't going to waive a loyalty bonus if he still can get the move without losing face and handing in a transfer request.

Never understood why people like Ramsey so much. Above average EPL midfielder... :/

Dare I suggest... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/predictor/default.stm

He's not as good as England's next Steven Gerrard, Gary Dicker. (LOL@Brighton fans)

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

My favourite Nathan Dyer moment http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1660361.ece

Ormerod, Best, Theo, Dyer, Surman... I think? Did Skacel?

Theo, I agree, should be played upfront. He doesn't have a wingers ability, so through the middle and he'd probably get 15-20 goals a season.

...and Walcott scores a class equaliser! And Swansea take the lead again. Mertesacker, lol. Reminds me of Jakobson

Walcott is still a sprinter and hasn't developed a footballer's brain. Dyer is there or thereabouts speed-wise and has a far better technique.

Pearson's teams are always unadventurous at best at home, let alone away. I think we can expect, despite the talent in their squad, a park-the-bus style from Leicester - who'll hope to nick a goal from a set piece from Mills or Bamba. It's up to us to break them down like we have most teams at SMS over the past couple of seasons.

I'm hearing that the basic will be low, but after every 5 appearances players will be eligible for a regular coffee of their choice

F()cking hell that's horrific.

Lol, what an utter retard.

Holy ****e, forgot about him!

This is a thread that could run and run, considering our reaction to players who aren't given the stamp of approval on here.

Lol. There is an alternative...

Listen to the whole of it and you get the usual Cotterill rubbish... BBC Nottingham reporter ain't buying it though

Chaplow, Fonte and Lambert to come back in? Three more players including Lee to arrive? We are Southampton...

Ooooooh PM anyone? Please!

Met his son. Lovely guy. Dolphin in Botley? I was in the Bugle.

Don't Pompey protest at every away game? That'll explain explain their away following being downgraded from "blue army" to "blue platoon"

Don't Pompey protest at every away game? That'll explain explain their away following being downgraded from "blue army" to "blue platoon"