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Lol...

Now now, don't throw your toys out the pram.

The respective fixture lists.... February WEST HAM TBC 15:00 A Peterborough Tue 14 19:45 H Southampton Tue 21 20:00 A Blackpool Sat 25 12:45 H Crystal Palace SOUTHAMPTON Tue 14 19:45 A West Ham Utd Sat 18 15:00 H Derby County Sat 25 15:00 A Watford March WEST HAM Sun 4 13:00 A Cardiff City Wed 7 19:45 H Watford Sat 10 15:00 H Doncaster Sat 17 15:00 A Leeds United Tue 20 19:45 H Middlesbrough Sat 24 15:00 A Burnley Sat 31 15:00 H Reading SOUTHAMPTON Sat 3 17:20 A Leeds United Tue 6 19:45 H Ipswich Town Sat 10 15:00 H Barnsley Sat 17 15:00 A Millwall Tue 20 19:45 A Hull City Sat 24 15:00 H Doncaster Sat 31 17:25 A Blackpool April WEST HAM Fri 6 17:15 A Barnsley Mon 9 15:00 H Birmingham Sat 14 15:00 H Brighton Tue 17 19:45 A Bristol City Sat 21 15:00 A Leicester City Sat 28 12:30 H Hull City SOUTHAMPTON Sat 7 13:00 H Portsmouth Mon 9 15:00 A Crystal Palace Sat 14 15:00 H Reading Tue 17 19:45 A Peterborough Sat 21 15:00 A Middlesbrough Sat 28 12:30 H Coventry City What do we reckon, then...? Can anyone put that in some form of graph order so it'll be easier to make predictions and see how we think we both might dovetail from 1st/2nd (or worse!)?

Oh, and A(t)kins is tactically inept with no plan B.

Harding's rubbish, Guly's rubbish, Schneiderlin's rubbish, Hammond's rubbish, Barnard, Holmes and Connolly aren't up to it and Falque is a waste of space. Chaplow's not the same player he once was and Martin's a liability. It's all falling apart, I swear!

And this is exactly why they should die a horrible, slow death. Ner ner ner ner ner ner, Portsmouth!

I'm unsure, but if they don't already might I suggest that they add it to their coaching curriculum. Just imagine... several hundred Stuart Pearce's coming through St George's Park football centre every year.

Don't forget that irrefutable, must-have key skill to be a top manager; passion, passion, passion.

Nah, he's definitely got an eye for a player. Muamba, Henderson et al instead of Lallana? Makes perfect sense.

You don't have to look very hard on there to find that they've been predicting us to slump away all year and as soon as they went top, they thought the title was sewn up. SMASH THEM!

I hope we absolutely smash them. I often look at KUMB and their arrogance is unmatched. I hope we smash them so very, very convincingly.

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Just in time for Riquelme, Maradona and the grand opening of the £600m, 36,000 seater pottydrome.

LOL... Anyone up for calling AA and pledging our interest as the Toast consortium? I'll be Moprhy Richards, a bit like Micky Fialka.

I'd like to see; --------------------Davis Richardson-----Fonte----Hooiveld----------Fox ----------------Cork----Hammond---------- Puncheon---------Chaplow-------------Lallana -------------------Lambert---------------- Subs; Harding, Schneiderlin, De Ridder, Lee, Sharp.

Shaw, left Stephens, right and/or centre

I see 19Canteen is having a pop at De Ridder on Twitter...

Voldermort sticks out like a sore thumb at the moment. Not only is he competent, he's intelligent, measured and dignified. Bring back Uncle Avram, the Skates don't deserve such a decent coach.

Absolutely superb point. The stats will say Birmingham dominated but anyone watching would have seen us control most of the match. Appalling decision with the Fox bookings though

That really is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you!

Maybe I should re-phrase; Not the classiest of moves, Jilly.

You're quite classy, Jilly.

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Good manager but personally, I really don't like him.