Crab Lungs

Another victim of this fawning, pretentious city full of f()ckwits?

You probably don't see many comments about him on here because the football know-it-alls decided to write him off on the basis of a few moronic Celtic fans opinions....

I give up.sometimes. I assume none of you have seen him play in the past four years? He's been utter gash for ages. Would rather any of our current left backs

Bill Kaulitz. I'd suckle at his sauerkraut.

So, being gay is a problem to Portsmouth fans is it? FWIW, I think you'd find 3,000 fans swaying in co-ordination is better than 3,000 empty seats. PMSLROFLCOPTER@Ho Bag.

McDonald's in Billington Gdns?

Lallana should tell Pearce to poke it if he's offered - Pearce had the opportunity to pick him for England but instead went with a horrifyingly insipid midfield of Rose, Muamba, Rodwell, Henderson... Premier League nudgers and nurdlers... not one of them possess the kind of talent Lallana has. Plus, we could do with him being "fresh"

Better than anything the Aussies had to offer in the last Ashes and probably still will be by the next one. Absolute class.

It's been a while...

Totally agree. We should be aiming for top European keepers like Valdes, Casillas and Buffon, not this no-hoper. What would a FotB do?

... or they could at the very least now concede that it was a good plan executed well. I doubt it though, I'm sure they'll slip off quietly into the darkness, awaiting the next "drama" to unfold, returning once more to offer their pearls of wisdom. Well done the police btw.

But where are the FoB's to confirm this? They all told us it was going to be a disaster. No, they assured us.

I don't understand why peolple don't want us to go up, that's absolutely mental. If we don't go up, there is a good chance of we'll lose a lot of our better players and face the disruption of having to try and replace them. If we do go up, we get £60m and have a fantastic chance of staying up considering the poor quality of the EPL. And if we don't stay up, we go down with £60m in the bank which will give us a better chance than "building" for another season in the NPC. Absolute no brainer. PS: We have enough players in our squad who can hack it in the EPL. 3-4 additions short of being competitive, we're not too far off Norwich's q

Guly compounded a bad performance with that poor defending and I was wondering why he wasn't replaced at HT. Irrespective, mightily proud that apart from that moment we didn't bottle it and were the better team. Skates as always jammy, but we'll do them at SMS.

Whilst I don't think he should be anywhere near the top 100, Jonno Quick has to be given a special mention for sparking off the MK Dons recovery and ultimately, rescuing us from a very, very dodgy position.

Abso-bloody-lutely spot on.

Bugger.

So you didn't do one today then? I've scraped by today, 6 down, 3 to go now so hopefully it'll come in tomorrow; Manchester Utd v Wolves Liverpool v Q.P.R. Arsenal v Everton Celtic v Hearts Sporting CP v Nacional da Madeira Borussia Dortmund v FC Kaiserslautern Malaga v Osasuna Lille v Dijon AEK Athens v PAS Giannina

Anyone got any accy's today? I'm going for a 9 team (8/9 fold accy), teams emboldened to win; Manchester Utd v Wolves Liverpool v Q.P.R. Arsenal v Everton Celtic v Hearts Sporting CP v Nacional da Madeira Borussia Dortmund v FC Kaiserslautern Malaga v Osasuna Lille v Dijon AEK Athens v PAS Giannina £16 stake (£9 on the 8 fold, £7 on the 9 fold) pays £208.60 Anyone else having a punt this afternoon?

Haha, well, yes, in hindsight, it was a tad dramatic and out of character. Truth is, I enjoy coming on here too much to forsake logging on. That said, doesn't Dune have a smidgin of a point?

My, my, we're all on good form tonight! I trust Um is just jesting... or at least I'd like to think he is. He better be, or he'll never got my vote for FotB!

I'm stitching my loafters to the knee area of my suit and going as Ted Bates statue.

Right, I've cooled off enough to ask; WWAFOTBD?

Anyway, I think I'm going to leave this board now, proper. Moan, moan f()cking moan.. and it's now making me moan about the moaning. Best couple of years we've had in 15 odd years and we've still got irrational, moodswinging, wrist-slitting weirdos who complain about everything. Waaah, moss on the stadium, waaahhhhh car park prices, waaaaahhh I don't like the beer... it's no wonder Cortese would rather speak to people in a one-to-one basis as opposed to giving the floor to 300 dribbling sociopaths. Don't you think we had some bigger objectives to aim for other than lopping off a few clots of stadium support algae? Yes, you're going by coach. You've known that for months now. Get over it. And while you're at it, even if this copper had said the right thing, I've no doubt he'd still have been wrong anyway. Weeks before we've had the same old people with the same old agendas salivating at his next statement.* *And I shouldn't have to write a disclaimer, but I'm going to. That's not excusing what he said and I'm not disagreeing that going by coach isn't a bad idea, it is - I'm just keen to underline how f()cking boring it is listening to all this guff. WWAFOTBD? Bore me to f()cking tears. That's me done I think. Adios.

In times like these it's fair to ask: WWAFOTBD?* *what would a fan on the board do?