Crab Lungs

I don't know how to do it, but there are a few things that can be done to provide protection. I thought the same regarding Dog, but the advice might help somebody, somewhere, someday.

Right, firstly, if you can stomach it, if you have a record feature on your phone, activate it and leave it in your bedroom. If you don't want to listen to it, send it to me by mp3. Secondly, if this is genuine, contact someone immediately who can cleanse the house. Ouija boards are basically portals to the "other side" that is effectively an open door for any type of spirit to walk right through. If you decide to feck around with one again, take the right precautions before and after using the board...

We should write him off, definitely. There are so many footballing experts on here who correctly predicted that Pahars, Crouch, Marsden, Strachan, Telfer, Williams, Lambert, Lallana, Bale, Jones and many others were no good for us. We should trust them, why bother waiting until a ball has been kicked?

Well everyone, thank you for the advice, it is appreciated... decision shortly

I've run the Fratton gauntlet before and I'll run it again!

With all due respect, I don't think a bronze bust of any player with the slogan "loyalty" will persuade anyone to stay. Whatever happens though, just don't let any of the fans get involved with another statue. We would probably end up with Cyril Sneer in an oversized Saints kit.

Is the iPhone, in hindsight, more of a fashion accessory to some people would you say? I have to admit I've enjoyed using my friends iPhone and haven't had the chance to try out an HTC so I can't compare, but it's a split recommendation I've had between the two from friends. I've no idea about the Samsung or new Nokia though, so thanks for the heads up...

I was looking at Android, are you recommending? I've been recommended the "Wildfire", but I really don't know the difference between them all. Gah, bring back the 3260 and bring back Snake!

Well, it's about time I got a new phone, but I haven't a scooby on what I should get. I know I want a smart phone, I know I want a lot of texts and a few minutes call-time and I definitely want a good data package for internet browsing. That's about all I know though, however. Can anyone recommend me a phone, a tariff and, equally importantly, a network? I'm absolutely stumped. I've been browsing for hours so to get some opinions would certainly help. Thanks in advance.

Richardson will get skinned by pacey players like Bouazza but having eff all covering back from Guly hasn't helped Tank at all...

What a f()cking sh1thole that ground is... just looked through that stadium tour pictures... It's good that you get an authentic matchday experience though, what with all those empty blue seats that greet you when you emerge from the rat tunnel...

Haha, it was all very tongue in cheek Dave. I think you'll find I'm one of quite a few on here who are bit perplexed by all the bleating about insignificant things like programme front covers, car park payments etc. Seriously, some people really, really don't understand just how good we've got it and how lucky we are...

These are the men to return the car park to the fans.

LMFAO! I'm sorry this half-decent, purposeful thread was ruined now, I do feel a bit of guilt about that. Could have chosen any one of the many bed-wetting threads

With all due respect TDD, what was I saying before the U21's...

He's wrong, so wrong. Cortese is ruining this club and this defeat is the symbolisation of the first of the wheels coming off. We need a fan on the board, now.

Awwww bless Leicester, sounds like they are trying artificially manifest an atmosphere with all that Poznan cr4p. At least they didn't have their "BELIEVE" placards this time round...

It doesn't have to be just about today. For some bizarre reason, a lot of people had him down as MoM last week but I certainly didn't see that as the case. Besides, it doesn't just have to be about goals that Seaborne was directly accountable for...

No more Seaborne, please. We're a centre half away from a sustainable promo bid

Let's right him off before he signs. Good idea, that's worked for all the other players who were criticised. :-/

Apart from the strop he had at Tranmere, what has he actually done to warrant being called a c()nt? People said he slagged us off in the papers, Talksport etc but he never did. If anything, he's been anything but a prima donna since he was consigned to the rubbish bin at Saints. He's trained and played with the kids and not squealed once about it to the media. AOC did, and yet he was not nearly treated with the same disdain.

I'm not sure why people think a wobbling, raw and amateurish Aaron Martin or Dan Seaborne are now the answer. In fact, I'm still wondering how Seaborne got so many rave reviews versus Millwall. Yes, he got to almody everything but what did he do with the ball? He just deflected things off with his thigh/backside, headed the ball upwards/backwards or back to the opposition... that's not an improvement in his game, it's just an improvement in his commitment. And when he did have time on the ball he was just twitching to hoof it... We need a player of the same quality of Fonte. We need a ready-made bruiser, a younger-ish Jaidi type. Rotating Seaborne, Martin and Jaidi won't get us promoted - but playing Jaidi will at least give us a sniff...

Exactly how I feel...

The funny thing is, you're not moving on at all if you keep bring them up though, are you? (not you personally, but people in general)

Whilst on the subject of Battle LA - that film, and 2012 were two of the most anticipated films of their genre and both, for me, were a catastrophic let down. If only there could have been a storyline amongst all those superb effects