Crab Lungs

I would happily do it.

Lmfao, he's about 35

24,304 or 24,887

Lmao at all the internet tough guys trying to bully TDD over a couple of comments that were risque at best.

What we need is a fan on the board to make all the significant decision-making.

£3.5m and £30,000pw. Good ol' Skates.

If he's disappointed with Manchester, christ knows what he'd make of this sh1t tip

Cyberdog is worth a.... giggle.

All quiet on the Western Front... so far. We'll see what tonight brings. Thanks for the contributions so far, will keep you updated.

As regularly featured in The Daily Echo. Hypothetically, what if they moved in a couple of doors down from you in a leafy suburban area and caused a huge disturbance the first night they moved in? My heart says to go round there and execute them all, my head says to wait, see what happens and ride it out. Opinions?

An obvious one... Madonna

I've always liked the look of her in FT. Probably a little old now though, I'd imagine :-o

£18m to host that. FIFA at it's money-wasting best again.

Seriously, what a retard. I wish I had the time and the reserve to respond to that b0ll0cks but I haven't so excuse me if I just laugh my head off at another thick skate who quite simply, doesn't get it - and by the looks of things, never will. As for your "blind hatred" theory, is that the same blind hatred that inspired the best fans in the worldTM to smash up their own city? Roflcopters@Skates

Um, errr... eh?

It doesn't matter how you (Pompey fans) try to spin it, you're still and always will be a corrupt bunch of f()ckers.

Haha... and they're now back to average 15,000 again, despite only being relegated a couple of years ago or so. If you had a stadium the size of Boro's, you'd probably mirror their attendances... and that's doing Boro' as disservice, what with local competition not too far away and a much, much smaller catchment area. You'll have a temporary wave of excitement backed up by increased attendances (like EVERY club who moved into a new stadium; Saints, Derby etc) for a 2-3 seasons and if nothing significant has happened, it'll dwindle back down and return to your genuine hardcore fanbase. In conclusion, you're rubbish fans. 150 to Bolton, 120 to Wigan, 300 to Boro, 200 to Sunderland...

Lol. I can only hope they won't be meeting in the car park owned by one of the child maimers... after all, he's probably land mined it by now.

Some guys get all the luck

Why doesn't he just drop the ego and give them a call? Does it really matter who calls who? It's childish. Surely, if you are that loyal and passionate you'd just get on with it and ask, not wait around like a schoolboy waiting be asked to the Prom. Just MO.

Everyone alludes to his attitude but I've heard him say absolutely nothing about Saints that has been derogatory. He acknowledged that he wasn't having the best of times here in that infamous TalkSport interview (in which he was accused, on here by some, of slagging off the club) and sounded thoroughly professional. Since he was loaned out, I can find nothing in which suggests that he was a complete t0sspot. The only incident I can recall is his benching and subsequent walkout at Tranmere - but by then the fans with the littlest of minds had already decided that he wasn't for them. If anything, Chamberlain has since been much more unprofessional. Good luck Punch, you might be given a bit more slack elsewhere.

Likewise. Good shout on the round, Hatch.

Hopefully someone will roast your rotten corpse of a club, once and for all. Oh, what a shame that'd be.

How on God's earth have you justified the need to crow about 19,000 (of which a third were Chelsea fans) home crowd for a friendly fixture when we've outsupported you home and away for the past 2-3 seasons? Don't forget... Bolton, Boro, Wigan, Sunderland, Villa away, where your "massive" club took between 150-350 supporters on each trip. Lmfao. You lot will cling at anything; Saints in massive debt, Markus a Nazi etc etc...

Only 300 odd FIFA-related delegates to go then!