Crab Lungs

I'm certainly not one to get on my high horse about anything but to have us alluded to and the skate b4stards played out as a helpless victim of foreign ownership is nothing short of c()ntish. Either tell the proper story, or not at all. Don't hint at things, especially not dodgy foreign ownership - something we're most definitely not subject to.

How the feck did we get mentioned as a concern and the Pompey fans as poor, downtrodden club-loving folk who had no idea their rotten corpse was being ATM'd by a shady owner/gang-raped by a consortium of crooks?

-------------- Cork ----------- Morgan ------------- Chamberlain ---------- Lallana ---------------- Holmes ----------------------Lambert------------------ Three of the four "attacking" players are more than capable of chipping in around 50 goals between them and Holmes would likely, if fit, give us a huge spark in creativity that we sometimes lacked at points last year. Then there is Fonte and Jaidi, who shouldn't be bet against for getting 5-10 goals between them themselves... ...or am I being too optimistic?

They're so incomparably thick.

Can't disagree with that. If you know anything about football, you can see that Jack is an exceptionally gifted technical footballer. Sure, he's young and still learning but he's got the touch of a PL player, that's for sure.

That'd be a good signing... he looks better in red 'n' white too.

Why do people keep harping on about Jaidi and pace? If he was in the Conference, he'd struggle against pace. If he was in L2, he'd struggle with pace. In L1, he struggled against pace. In the NPC, he'll probably struggle against pace. However, just because we've gone up a league doesn't mean every player is instantly faster. They're better footballers, but pace varies. Jaidi will need to be rested a times so therefore we'll need cover/competition, but he'll do us just fine for the NPC when he does play.

WTF is shirt tax???? Good old Cortese!!!

Lol, careful... Our insolence is starting to grate on people now! Fall back in line, TDD..

I wouldn't be like that if so many people weren't so quick to write off prospective new players.

kin' hell, that's a helluva "knock" then

FWIW, someone just told me the badge has changed? Doesn't look like it, from the pictures above? Oh well, only a week to wait to find out

And Roberts goalscoring, assists and allround game aren't up to much either. I wonder if Nasri still wants out of Arsenal?

With around 20 LG1 one goals last year, some of them crackers. Lol. Don't forget Gary "Tortoise not-good-enough-for-Ipswich" Roberts as well

Thanks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8628497/Former-News-of-the-World-journalists-silenced-on-Twitter.html

Don't forget your change for the car park, just in case!

http://www.davidicke.com/articles/child-abuse-mainmenu-74/31108-british-prime-minister-gordon-brown-named-as-a-paedophile-

'kin hell!!! David Icke had been saying this for years (and naming the people involved) and everyone thinks he's a loon...

I agree, still more though... and it was a Tuesday night in winter, I believe!!!?

Massive club. Lol.

We're going to struggle this season if we don't buy an entire new team + a further 9-11 squad players.

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger hits out at Man City counterpart Roberto Mancini for publicly declaring an interest in signing Gunners midfielder Samir Nasri: "These comments are not allowed, it is against the basic rules of football and Roberto Mancini should be informed," Wenger told Sky Sports News. "What we want is respect. We will not comment on any players at other clubs. It is time football in England came back to these basic rules." What a pleb. So he's allowed to publicly tap up half of our youth team but when someone does it to him, it's not allowed? I love watching Arsenal and Wenger has to take great credit for the football they play, but he's a total monger sometimes...

http://www.fcsg.ch/desktopdefault.aspx/tabid-142/801_read-2996/ That says ML died of a heart attack? Not that it's relevant to the game, but was it ever disclosed what the cause of death was?

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Pompey-0-Chelsea-1-2336.aspx Did Corp Ho write the match report? It makes it sound like Pompey battered Chelsea and they scraped the win, Skates unlucky to lose, "magnificent support" of 19,000 etc etc