Crab Lungs

Didn't Leon Crouch, Michael Wilde and Rupert all tell them to bugger off in a rare show of unity?

I've always maintained since its (continuing!) revamp that Portsmouth is by far the more appealing of the two cities, IMO.

If it's an online shop with quite a few products, I would recommend a CMS (Wordpress etc) e-commerce website.... would probably need to know a bit more about your specs before I make any more recommendations though!

Basically mirroring Eddie Howe's attitude then!?

That's my worry

Probably exercising a bit of a creative freedom with that line. Captive audience, really?

Without wanting to sound like a doom-merchant what is the betting we have them rocking at 100-5 or something like that and they then make 300+ ???

Yes, but SaintsWeb don't think he's good enough so it's a no-goer IMO

Totally agree... but you try telling that to the 'experts' on here...

I second that notion. Anything less than that calibre and we're showing a lack of ambition. It's not as if we don't have the money to spend, either - Cortese must have made millions since he started charging folk to pay for parking.

Once again, SaintsWeb has spoken. He's clearly not good enough, according to our experts. (FWIW, I've raved about him for years and I suspect many of you will be adding your names to the "players who made you eat humble pie" thread after you realise how good a signing this is).

True... but I get the feeling you do! (I'm guessing that you do, anyway!?)

I just couldn't get into it - and I really tried. Is it worth cracking a poor joke about "getting into" Louisa Necib of France?

Sounds... about right

That was so unfair, under Gray I remember. Previous to that, whenever I saw him play CB he was no worse than any half-competent CB in the Prem, so wasn't surprised to see him make a success of his career. Awesome signing. Oh, and he is similar to Jaidi, domineering centre half, gutsy... just a bit cumbersome, as most big centre-backs are.

Eddie Howe... God, I'm so glad we don't have him, whinging about losing games, unfair decisions etc...

In another flick of the V's to the people they owe - as well as a thinly-veiled insult to remaining free transfer players, Pompey's moronic manager Steve Cotterill tells the world that he'll be spending - not shuffling around the bargain basement for free transfers - to complete his squad for another campaign of "quality over quantity". http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/cotterill_rules_out_any_more_frees_1_2849162 And in other news, the few are getting excited: Btw - The News have reported that Henderson was both a free transfer AND a paid transfer... Pompey getting their financial wiring crossed, surely not?

:lol: This is the final straw for me after the car park debacle.

Talking of which, I might need your expertise soon

Compared to Bruce Willis' offering :-o

I'd absolutely agree. If someone offered me Blackburn, Wigan or some of the other midfield's compared to us, I'd most definitely say no

OK, daughters of famous or not-so-famous people only! My first suggestion was inspired by a TV advert I've just seen. I never knew Robin Williams had a daughter...

Better than Mancienne, Henderson... We've just signed an EPL quality player; which, of course, he'll prove in time.

Massive lol at Mancienne and Henderson being preferred to him for U21's. He's got real class... not an ineffective nudger like so many supposed PL quality midfielders.