Crab Lungs

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113-4... Sussex need another 120 to win... c'mon Hampshire!

That'd be because in January, NC told SAF to come back in the summer and when he did, NC told him to feck off again Mark Chamberlain must be crying into his cornflakes

I've said it since he arrived and I'll say it again, 2 years on: Lee Holmes has the potential to be a EPL-class winger IF he stays out of the treatment room. His delivery is and has always been superb and his trickery makes up for a "lack" of pace (even though he's not actually that slow). Rather LH on the wing than someone who can just run fast.

I'm St. 3mo's fire, just to let you know

Claridge did, numerous times from what I recall. Once, most notably, when he dared to suggest that everything had been bought whilst the club traded insolvently at a BBC Fans Forum a year and a bit back AND in their local rag a couple of times, IIRC. Half a prat, IMO?

We should revisit the Konchesky lol'ing 2 months into the season... I bet if we view a Leicester board around that time they'll be going; "40k pw, seriously? He's lower-average Champ left-back!"

Slightly off-topic, but I wanted to refresh my memory... Corpy, in your experience, who in the world would you consider have the most attractive women? I've forgotten!

Lol again. Plenty of advocates for SISU deal. Still, doesn't matter now... but surely you could just tell Dulieu, Hone et al were useless opportunists?

Lmfao, Konchesky on 40k pw. Nice one Sven, lol.

lol.

Didn't Leon Crouch, Michael Wilde and Rupert all tell them to bugger off in a rare show of unity?

I've always maintained since its (continuing!) revamp that Portsmouth is by far the more appealing of the two cities, IMO.

If it's an online shop with quite a few products, I would recommend a CMS (Wordpress etc) e-commerce website.... would probably need to know a bit more about your specs before I make any more recommendations though!

Basically mirroring Eddie Howe's attitude then!?

That's my worry

Probably exercising a bit of a creative freedom with that line. Captive audience, really?

Without wanting to sound like a doom-merchant what is the betting we have them rocking at 100-5 or something like that and they then make 300+ ???

Yes, but SaintsWeb don't think he's good enough so it's a no-goer IMO

Totally agree... but you try telling that to the 'experts' on here...

I second that notion. Anything less than that calibre and we're showing a lack of ambition. It's not as if we don't have the money to spend, either - Cortese must have made millions since he started charging folk to pay for parking.

Once again, SaintsWeb has spoken. He's clearly not good enough, according to our experts. (FWIW, I've raved about him for years and I suspect many of you will be adding your names to the "players who made you eat humble pie" thread after you realise how good a signing this is).

True... but I get the feeling you do! (I'm guessing that you do, anyway!?)

I just couldn't get into it - and I really tried. Is it worth cracking a poor joke about "getting into" Louisa Necib of France?