Crab Lungs

Crouch, Dryden, Hiley... all players that fans moaned about before giving them a chance. Superb post btw, Minty.

That deserves an immediate punch to whoever says it. No questions.

Colonel Gaddafi to be unveiled as the backer? Even with the money that's been frozen he'd still be able to live (and be treated) like a king in Skatesmouth

lmfao!!!!!!!

As posted earlier: I hope you post this on the Takeover thread... and who is 'Frattonman'? He's come up with some corkers; and and it appears his mate 'Scumstomper' is equally afflicted .... and I really don't think Brian Howard would go there, especially if we're in for him. In fact, why don't we just ask Brian himself? Btw... who are the mongers on the Echo site writing Howard off?

I hope you post this on the Takeover thread... and who is 'Frattonman'? He's come up with some corkers; and and it appears his mate 'Scumstomper' is equally afflicted .... and I really don't think Brian Howard would go there, especially if we're in for him. In fact, why don't we just ask Brian himself?

First time I heard "assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me'" I thought it was amusing. Any utterances after that I've despised.

Yeah, that's her! Saw her in an Australian made film and she can pack a scowl with the best of them. Plus she has a snub nose. I fear you might be right though, she's definitely over 7/10. I was hoping her relative anonymity would lower the score

You certainly know how to make me quiver with excitement!

And how was it?

...And I don't really like blondes :-o

Elizabeth Mitchell Vera Farmiga Mario Bello Valeria Golino

One for Dune

Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose;

Joanna Cassidy. Something about the scowl.

Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander?

Does anyone have any celebrity sh4gging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.

Does anyone have any celebrity ****ging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.

After seeing her on HIGNFY, I have concluded that Victoria Coren is most definitely underrated and surprisingly alluring. A little bit chunky, quite funny and has a real moody, smouldering look about her. So, can anyone else out there suggest any more "worth a squirts"? The pre-requisite must be that they are no higher than 7/10 (in other words, no Salma Hayek, Megan Fox etc). They cannot be supermodels, glamour models or bimbos. Guilty pleasures, even. PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now.

Oooooh, what is it! What is it! (please)

Because of how tit-for-tat (petty) FIFA are, they were probably reluctant as FIFA will then say something like "Oh, and we don't recognise your independence any more - get used to having a GB team". I have properly had enough of this scum... something should be done.

I wish his dad would STFU

LOL, the same guy who couldn't fit any of our players in his dream Owls 11?

He disappeared when Alistair Cook got really, really good at cricket

Oh mack, I wouldn't worry too much. I've absolutely no doubt your rotten, stinking cesspit of a football club has a few chortles left for all of us!