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One for Dune

Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose;

Joanna Cassidy. Something about the scowl.

Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander?

Does anyone have any celebrity sh4gging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.

Does anyone have any celebrity ****ging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.

After seeing her on HIGNFY, I have concluded that Victoria Coren is most definitely underrated and surprisingly alluring. A little bit chunky, quite funny and has a real moody, smouldering look about her. So, can anyone else out there suggest any more "worth a squirts"? The pre-requisite must be that they are no higher than 7/10 (in other words, no Salma Hayek, Megan Fox etc). They cannot be supermodels, glamour models or bimbos. Guilty pleasures, even. PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now.

Oooooh, what is it! What is it! (please)

Because of how tit-for-tat (petty) FIFA are, they were probably reluctant as FIFA will then say something like "Oh, and we don't recognise your independence any more - get used to having a GB team". I have properly had enough of this scum... something should be done.

I wish his dad would STFU

LOL, the same guy who couldn't fit any of our players in his dream Owls 11?

He disappeared when Alistair Cook got really, really good at cricket

Oh mack, I wouldn't worry too much. I've absolutely no doubt your rotten, stinking cesspit of a football club has a few chortles left for all of us!

I hope he signs and proves the lot of you wrong.

With Dalek on this one...

I think it's fair to say I've probably played with quite a few players who had the necessary technical ability to have made a career from the game. However, it's the application/timing/attitude of player which eventually counted against them. I do think there are extreme cases though where people slip through the proverbial net because they possess other qualities (fitness, dedication, strength) that see them through, despite having a middling ability level. I'm pretty sure Pulis doesn't possess any of them though, either!

Was going to write about this a few weeks back. His blog hasn't been updated in a while, but I do believe he had a couple of unspectacular trials at Luton Town. They weren't too impressed!

Sometimes, needs must. If Wesley Snipe can go from bad to good in Blade, so can the legend Jack Warner!

That was one the best... Privileged to have witnessed it!

http://twitpic.com/54n1h0

Said it about 3 years ago. Said it every year since. Said it in anger over the past 2 weeks. Saying it again now. Gary F(((KING Roberts! Stop masturbating over Pilkington.

Where's this? Is it on Sky? Die FIFA, die!!!

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/05/30/blatters-news-conference-live/ Here's the transcript

Yeah, it's strange isn't it? I now find myself in the curious position of cheering one of them on so that he brings the whole organisation down! I think he's the only one with enough fire and spite about him to do so as well.