Crab Lungs

I'm only half way through and I'm amazed at how stupid it is. How can you get your knickers in a twist over something like this? I think they must be the type of people who come out of the woodwork en masse when the club is at a crisis point with various vitriolic articles. I am particularly amused by the "the club are witholding information on purpose to spite the supporters" accusation.

Lol, brilliant comment. Completely missing all the points as usual and pretty much reaffirming the intelligence levels that side of the M27 by ending his tirade "very simple when you think about it". Very simple indeed.

LMFAO at some of the bitterness on there!

Possibly an offshoot of the Bierhoff transfer saga?

Tranmere away?

Has anyone had any? I can't recall any off the top of my head but I recently had a dream the Skates were docked 3 points before the start of the season for financial irregularities AND starting their first fixture with only 12 players in the squad ... hopefully it's a prophetic one

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Christ, reading that was like reading a right old sob story. It's not fair, other teams are getting ahead of us, Clotterill doing the very best he can under difficult circumstances. £120m, cancer charities, local businesses ripped off, plus £35m of everyone's money... quick to forget, aren't they? I love how they make him to be the bad guy, responsible for some of their ills. No, you gave him a contract and now you're trying to wriggle out of it, f1sh f()ckers. Is there are more deplorable football club?

Just listened to it... didn't think he said anything too controversial other than hinting at he got a bit of stick when he played here - which was true?

This, absolutely.

So that's be Norris (£25k) and Phillips (£20k)...

It seems as if everyone in America is either of Irish or Italian heritage, almost fashionably so. What's wrong with the Swedes, Germans, Dutch and Brits, eh!!?

Unfortunately, after some research, I can confirm it's his wife.

I was about to say the same.

I'd take that. Gutted its almost certain to be a rubbish generic type though.

This. Clearly a good footballer but a massive pr1ck.

Looking at that, many are 'tidy' footballers but no game changers by any means. Lallana probably has something that none of that squad have, irrespective of the division he played in.

Totally agree. Anyway, Lallana will be more successful than 75% of this lot in his career, anyway: Frank Fielding (Blackburn) Scott Loach (Watford) Tom Smithies (Huddersfield) Alex McCarthy (Reading) Defenders Nathan Baker (Aston Villa) Joe Bennett (Middlesbrough) Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea) Steven Caulker (Tottenham) Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) Ben Mee (Manchester City) Kyle Naughton (Tottenham) Micah Richards (Manchester City) Chris Smalling (Manchester United) James Tomkins (West Ham) Kyle Walker (Tottenham) Midfielders Marc Albrighton (Aston Villa) Jack Cork (Chelsea) Tom Cleverley (Manchester United) Mark Davies (Bolton) Jordan Henderson (Sunderland) Henri Lansbury (Arsenal) Josh McEachran (Chelsea) Fabrice Muamba (Bolton) Jack Rodwell (Everton) Danny Rose (Tottenham) Scott Sinclair (Swansea) Forwards Nathan Delfouneso (Aston Villa) Gary Hooper (Celtic) Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea) Danny Welbeck (Manchester United) Connor Wickham (Ipswich)

Having Stuart McCall as your manager doesn't help!

Well done Mr Svensson! Anyone got any pictures of Scott Hiley's missus?

OK, I'm stretching it now:

ex Man City chairman's wife and daughter

Roman has done alright for himself as well

Ah ha!