Crab Lungs

do do do loic bade etc etc

ABK is scarily like VVD

All of our signings have looked genuinely impressive, but ABK and Lavia, wow.

I think I would implode watching that.

They’ve lost the last 7 on the road apparently. we all know what’s coming.

Enjoyed all of them, though I agree it would be a perfect avenue for Semmens to trumpet how amazing he is and it’ll be non-stop woke/inclusivity virtue signalling from start to finish if it was us.

According to the BBC commentator, not long ago women had to forego their dignity to play football. Errr, what?

He legitimately looks very good, so far.

Do you know Kelvin well? I’m lucky enough to have known him fairly well and he’s a decent guy. And to be fair, he’s never waaaaahed about the incident and just got on with things. id say it’s a more a reflection of our idiotic fan base than him. They give it out but can never take it back. booed Tadic, Pelle, boruc… they’ll boo anyone. We have a significantly high percentage of low iq morons, sadly.

Bloody hell… colwill, musiala, dibling… some talents in recent years I guess

Didn’t ibrahimovic turn us down?

One weekend, she absolutely cinched it

You’re probably right, but time has passed and it’s only a minor annoyance. she was quite small tho, tbf.

When your ex turns up after nearly 10 years, professes their undying love and…. Leaves again 2 months later. 🤣 🤨

I cannot express how much I fucking detest her. Pointless, nasty, self absorbed piece of shit.

Just to say, I couldn’t have put that better myself.

Forster has 100% cost us more goals than McCarthy ever has, and caused mayhem in many other games just because of his inability to actually do his profession. I’m not saying McCarthy is good, but he’s a damn more reliable than Forster who for some reason, has some weird mercurial hold over some people as some sort of goalkeeping god… that would be bizarre even if he was just about competent, let alone being utterly cr4p. Who is going to be the first to be all wistful and nostalgic and remember the times when had 1 or 2 good games under Koeman…

McCarthy can do the basics at least. This absolute clown f()cks up in almost every game, but gets away with a lot of his clownery.

So much better when he’s in the side, better balance. Shoehorning TL into the side just because he makes endless, lung busting unproductive runs into the oppo half is so annoying (but is masturbated over by so many)

Impossible. He’s amazing. Completely faultless, every game. EVERY SINGLE GAME, EVER.

Are the Russians still advancing or are they waiting for the outcome of the talks and if that fails, boom goes Kyiv? I never thought I’d live to see a pandemic and a full on war in Europe in my lifetime

Well down FF. there, I said it. great trolling by Stephens too… I’ve missed him upsetting people.

That’s exactly why I disliked him. Reality was he was an absolute bottlejob masquerading as a leader of men… and people legitimately fell for it. and he was utter, utter cr4p with massive ideas above his station, like the aforementioned.

Hojberg is and always has been muck. Utter abomination of a footballer, along with Vestergaard, Hoedt etc.

Watch Newcastle spunk a load of money up the wall with absolutely zero strategy.