Crab Lungs

Well down FF. there, I said it. great trolling by Stephens too… I’ve missed him upsetting people.

That’s exactly why I disliked him. Reality was he was an absolute bottlejob masquerading as a leader of men… and people legitimately fell for it. and he was utter, utter cr4p with massive ideas above his station, like the aforementioned.

Hojberg is and always has been muck. Utter abomination of a footballer, along with Vestergaard, Hoedt etc.

Watch Newcastle spunk a load of money up the wall with absolutely zero strategy.

Good times!

So do I. f()ck them.

First thing I thought.. Grealish, and that was before I saw the headband

Not out in every innings, too

As for captain, God knows.. just not Root. Made some bizarre decisions and to be fair to him, looks utterly cooked.

For the future: move the red ball fixtures to height of summer. James Vince please. Bairstow or Foakes with the gloves. Persist with Pope, Crawley - give them time, they’ve clearly got something. Pick a spinner and back them! Any chance we can never, ever see Ashley Giles again too, while we’re at it. Everything he touches goes to sh1t. On another note, Sir Alastair still has the most fantastic hairline.

Ive watched all of The Ashes for no good reason so I think my mood has taken a bit of a hammering 😭

Lyanco, Bednarek and a Giraffe in shackles as a Gk. We had it coming tbf

Exactly. Bloke is muck, like Bednarek. lyanco also getting a cult following now. He’s also complete muck. were probably 3-4 players away, as a squad, from being a decent team… but we’ll never be with that cr4p lingering around.

Guys, you can’t say that on here. He’s actually just ‘out of form’

I’d agree with that. Bednarek is rated by too many people also. Then again, this is a support base that also thinks Forster is a world class goalkeeper. And Hoedt ‘just needed time’. And gunn ‘just needed time’. And booed quality players like Tadic and Pelle. You probably can see where I’m going with this..

I can’t wait for the questions. They’re usually right on money. Thoughts on what Big Baz from Midanbury should ask, @Turkish?

Got bullied by Ostenstad back in the day when he tried to a hard man… Proper bottled a square up.

Tactics Tim just made a good point.. Havertz has got 2 goals and Werner has got 1 😂

Broja MY G

And love for Ralph. BACK HIM!

Forster, well done even if you are a giraffe, pulling a bus on ice skates, with chains on. JWP, machine. Perraud gives balance; having a left footer at left back. Lyanco, mentally unstable. Romeu and Diallo class. Broja has makings of top level European footballer.

Yep.

Sums it up. and not even a full squad. Fair fking play

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think just having a left footed fullback at left back makes so much difference with balance etc. Diallo, JWP and Romeu have been imperious. Broja, legit class.