Crab Lungs

Yep. It’s all about good recruitment. Don’t need to spend 30m on a player at all. Plenty of great footballers in the Dutch, Belgian, Austrian, Swiss, Czech etc etc leagues that could play comfortably in the PL at a fraction of the cost.

Um, I am anything but woke.

100% that comment would not have been made about another faith. The frothy ones on this forum would go mental.

I don’t blame Jones entirely but our players are cr4p, truly awful. He’s on a hiding to nothing with this load of snipey bottlers.

It’s a significant sum IF the recruitment is right…

I concur with everything you’ve said. I initially liked McCarthy because in general, he could do the basics right and got a rougher ride with a poorer DF in front of him. Over time, that changed but he was 100% the lesser of the two evils. Forster is lacking in about every single department apart from having a massive frame. Which he doesn’t use because he wimps out of most things.

Yeah I don’t know why people didn’t see that. He was getting less than a shot on target per game at one point, so we literally could have played without a GK. I remember when he went back to Celtic and everyone wet their pants about his ‘return to form’. I worked out he’d concede a goal pretty much every other shot. He was abysmal.

Good to see Hojberg doing his invisible man thing again too. Plenty of shouting and gesticulating and fist pumping to come though I’m sure.

But but but … he’s the best we’ve ever had. I read it on here.

And doing what he does best. tbf not all him, but shocking all the same.

Cheers pal! You cinched it

Can I still identify as whatever or whomever I like? As I still want to identify as Rylan Clark. Turkish, please approve my desire!

I think that’s been reevaluated by a lot of people now. We’re an ings, romeu and Tadic short of a half decent side I fear.

Lmfao, yes. 🤣

Can’t wait for Edozies positive running to be beaten out of him. I’ll give it 2-3 months and he’ll be crop circling and passing backwards.

Would be good to see a bit of that on the pitch.

That’s why they play for us, a lot of them are turd. I’m starting to think that seeing us hanging balls up to Chris Wood is a legitimate thing I’d like to see.

It’s almost systemic. It doesn’t matter who manages the team, who is the first 11, whatever formation we play… we’re just insufferably sh1t 😞

I concur with the hopeless, toothless comments. It ain’t looking good. I wish Nathan Jones all the luck in the world but I literally don’t know who or how this sinking ship can avert disaster.

Quite. Aligning with our actual level

Yeah I always wondered why there was this furore about him..

Ah right, cheers. Have to say, that’s pretty shocking not to have that sorted as a PL club.

Any reason why our pitch is as dogsh1t as our football as well? Never used to be.

I’ve always been perplexed by people who said he was good, even my Arsenal friend said he was. I always thought he was a jack of all trades, master of none.. but universally poor in most.

Compared to the Eddie Howe one, that just sounded like a a Welsh bloke shouting at people to be enthusiastic.