Tokyo-Saint

yeah they are a **** band anyway bear, one half decent song and that's it. I'm not surprised the Catholics are hating on them. Also, in 'mass' everyone seems to know what to say in unison when. I always think this is strange as I have no idea. People are like "peace be with you and also with you" and then something about "one god, they holly god, the father the son and the holly ghost" there are loads of these. I guess this is what it is like when people go to football matches and don't know when to do wanker signs or air-planes when people miss or clappy bit about loving Southampton. I guess it comes with time. God bless.

While checking out the Norwegian woman's 'soccer' team for nice tin. I had a realisation, a moment of clarity. These bitches are not just here for us to look at and check out. These are proper sports stars and athletes and deserve our respect for their dedication to their sport and their skill. Therefore I will be doing that right after this thread. First let's get the elephant in the room out of the way...

Forgot to say god bless

Firstly god bless. 2ndly thank god you also did this at school As mentioned before, I have not seen this on any songs of praise of getting a day off work thing since then. For a number of years, I thought I had been made to join a cult for a bit by the mental RE teachers at school. What is the cocktail sticks with raisins in candle stuck in an orange festival anyway? I am still not 100% sure if baby jesus approves of this one. If they ask me about it at the gates of heaven, I am going to be very unspecific with my answer. I am not sure if it is a deal breaker or not but I am not taking any chances. Ok, more catholic advices from meant to be catholic. 1) your love of saints is worth 10 bonus points. Keep mentioning you love saints 2) learn all the words for little donkey - he was the hardest working catholic and most popular saint 3) Mary is gods mother not zeesus, she is also jesus's mother but he is son of god. Joseph is also involved but this is before Jeremy Kyle so no one is 100% sure of his involvement. But he was the owner of little donkey so gets rep points for that at least. The holy spirit is involved as well but I am not sure how. Don't worry, no Catholics are. I think they drunk it when coming up with the whole who is the dad cover story. 4) Celtic are the goodies, Rangers are the baddies. This is key. 5) gypsies are called tinkers. Sometimes naughty children are called tinkers or monkeys but not in a racist way. 6) Going to church is called mass. Remember this as in masturbation as both are wank. 7) Introduce yourself as Brian O'Earsy and remember to say god bless. 8 ) This might all sound like a pain but on the plus side, drinking and wife beating are fine - at most frowned upon.

Oh forgot - god bless. Say this after pretty much everything but especially when saying hello and good bye. My relatives and ancestors love this. Also don't say bad stuff about Neil Lennon. Also say you got fingered when you were young but it was ok as it was the hand of god operating though local priest. God bless

I'm Catholic bear or at least I am supposed to be. I think it is all about the rhythm & rhyme method. This maybe useful if your prayers turn out to be answered.

Don;t pretend you wouldn't take any Norwegian tin you were offered Bletch! I have just spent the last 10 minutes inspecting all of the Norway football team for the best tin. I am starting to take some interest in womans football (soccer for best google tin results). I can feel a new thread coming on.

I just googled Norwegian tin, the results were very disappointing. A lot less interesting than I had hoped.

FFS - bletch made me read it. Ok, haha a tin. This is very educational thou in case I need to visit norway one day and am asked if I would like a tin.

Yep.... so what?

Thanks bletch. btw What does that mean?

I've sent you a friend request G, let's get the ball rolling again. In 3 years you'll be able to pull the popularity stats out again.

Who cares. It is that dumb thing that brought me to this http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/norways-elise-thorsnes-posts-a-cheeky-picture-on-twitter-after-getting-an-intimate-injury/ This is interesting news that should be on the mainboard but stupid bear spams it up with pointless and sarcastic comments.

I think it is your refreshing honesty that gets you the rep points over there bear. Here you are just sarcastic and pointless - official! http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/235868-Beefy-s-Corner-The-Off-Topic-Chat-Thread/page31

Lucky he doesn't read more of your posts bear or we'd both be banned by now. I can't remember readying or posting something that had a point or wasn't sarcastic.

Not606 is terrible but I go there when bear is banned on kind of prison visits. Just to check he has not killed himself and stuff. Apart from that I just post on here, mumsnet and Pompey online.

Please don't encourage the bear.

Jesus, that is the one Turks likes. She is even worse! Can we have less of this... And more of this...

Oh the Sickboy method? Aye, it worked for him! No, If I get back on the skag, I am doing it in a big way. Sitting round in a tracksuit, 6 days stubble and the curtains closed. I will stop after this season, I promise.

FFS Hatch! Bonnakilla

That's the danger Paps. If I am going to become a smack addict again, I want to make sure it is good skag I am getting and not some rehash of the last stuff I was hooked on.

Cheers skint, so all the 'changes' are not really worth the £25 then?

What a pencil dic. Get a better job! Or don't click on lingerie threads.

This is already by far the best thread on the forum.

So is it any good? This is the first year I havent bothered to buy it. I am of course tempted though. Is it worth it or just more of the same?