Tokyo-Saint

Is that the one that Phil played golf with recently? What did he die from, boredom? Or did he just lose hope that the story would ever end?

Has anyone else just felt a cold chill?

Pevert ^

Scum.... subhuman scum.

I am thinking of disowning you all for liking this crap.* *aside from animal of course. Edit - oh and cookie monster and the count.

I am glad you are back safe and sound Phil and have chosen to use the one true Liverpool match build up thread. Relationships between the muppet show and the lounge are at an all time high, we even bumped off bearsy while you were away and he is now just a ghost. Nice hat, I am sure turks will approve. He will of course show his approval in the usual manner by calling you a mug. Over time I have learnt this is a sign of affection and means he has truly taken you into his warm, loving heart.

There is a joke about pussy in there somewhere. If only Bearsy wasn't dead, he'd find it!

Yeah, we've all debated over a BJ at some point of other. He got banned for posting gay soft porn again. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43669-Bearsy-Not-forgotten The mods were going to let him off but it wasn't the first time and they said he wasn't as funny as Deppo so...

Shame Bearsy is dead, he'd love you answer egg.

B for me. The cruyff turn doesn't seem to work so well in the premier league.

In my first few months in Japan I got to that third date part, the one where you cook a meal and seal the deal. Anyway, I thought I would make a chicken stir fry as it is pretty simple but tastes good enough to impress someone enough to take their knickers off, at least that was the theory. So I went to the supermarket and got the shizzle to cook up this feast. What I didn't know (as I couldn't fuking read anything) is that I hadn't bought a pack of succulent chicken breast as I planned, I had bought a whole large pack of chicken throat. Yeah, I know, I didn't think you could buy a large pack of chicken throat either. I'm not into any of that knee cap, throat, beak stuff the japanese munch down and it was the worst meal I have ever eaten. After a couple of mouth fulls we both gave up. This was fine as we didn't have much to talk about and moved straight on to the boning.

The poor, the cold, the Lonely, the homosexuals. Sounds like the main board on match days. Yummy!

Is ****oris a banned word on here bear? Edit: oh yeah it is. An actual medical term for a part of the body is banned. Good job cum sucking cock munching saggy titted snorlax isn't.

Don't get me wrong, I am into controlling the game and passing football but a lot of out possession is with the back 5 or 6 if you include Morgan. Teams have set out to let us play in certain areas and we have let them reorganise by passing it around the back. There are a fair few times we do 7 or 8 passes around the back and then an almost big Sam esq hoof down the channel, just for the ball to run out of play. We need someone to control the game from the centre to ensure once we do go forward it is meaningful.

I don't know, you've got ale, wine and gay juice. Through in a game of golf and a golfer and you've got just about every story about dubai ive ever heard.

He scored last week mike and arguably came closest yesterday. It's pretty hard playing in the hole Baz, when the hole is a swamp. He did try a few too many tricks though but that is what he is in the team for. I can see the argument though, like QPR dropping Taaaaaarat.

Er - http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43634-Liverpool-build-up-thread-(TMS-Style) There appears to be more racial discrimination going on here. First Bearsy is ghosted up and now this!

Better give this a bump before sum numpty starts another one on the mainly board. Edit - too late!

Why do we need to maintain our prem position milts? Couldn't we just have a player of the season so far contest? Mods can do a poll etc.

Oh come on, don't put yourself down, 7.5k ain't bad.

Yep, have to say it would be Nigel and the football would be a lot more exciting.

When she did that 50 shades of gay review, that was great.

Oh yeah, that does ring a bell. Was he the one uploading links and correcting people and stuff? Matt le bear or something wasn't it?

Remind me, which one was Bearsy again?

I think a comparison thing is needed chuck.