Tokyo-Saint

Yeah, he thought it would be 5-0

Hang on, I've got an unread PM from Bearsy from last week.

My mate text me yesterday before the game and said he thought it would be 5-0 to city..... spooky or what?

That's what I look like when I watch Italian football. Perhaps even more disinterested.

Is anyone playing in the hole or is it part of a midfield 3?

Why is there no handbag smiley thing?

I've still got it from the weekend. Sorry I'll get it back to you as soon as possible.

Sounds like Jermain Defoe. Sent from my Iphone using magaskilz and modern technology.

Left handed Roberto? I knew he'd get involved. Always poking his big beak nose in where it's not wanted. If Tommy two times gets involved, the deal is dead.

Mine didn't like it when I gave her an infraction yesterday for a sarcastic comment. She is lucky I didn't ban her for going off topic when match of the day was on.

Lee Barnard, Barnard, He's short and he's fukin hard, He scored in the skate's back yard Lee Barnard, Barnard.

Do you think he adds the sentence himself each time he posts?

Looks like I spoke too soon!

The latestest from Italy is that the cup is in the nest and set to ride the donkey into the fishing pool. Gaston Ramirez (23) is said to have been given a favourable impressession from the chirpy scouse head coach as well as been seduced by the lure of the strong Stirling pound and a DVD showing possible the way of the expansion of the stadium. "I am greatly impressed and so is my mothers and her children's. This is now the stage where I will give birth this season" said an excited Gaston. My heart is always for Italy, the fans, the music, the dance, and the little dishes of smelly cheese that you receive as a free gift when wasting in the restaurants. I have to give special thanks for this and so do my future success. Now is my time to repay chirpy scouse man and DVD player. I am looking forward to my time with Southampton. They have one of the finest mong boards in Europe. The rEmainder is set for penarol. More up dates tomorrow folks.

I love it when we are almost signing these foreign players. I love reading through the gibberish semi translated text trying to work out if he is any good and is about to sign or if he is about to launch a new 3 wheeled fiat from his garage outside Palma. This is much more fun than championship players. Like a never ending word puzzle. You recognise all of the words just not in the order they are in. God bless google translate.

My current chairman asked for more money at the last minute and SWF had too much of a dell sized mentality to cough up. I'm glad skint saint got the gig as he is a friend of ours. He has come on a long way recently and has eventually managed to turn off The tap talk announcement. As everybody knows, Glasgow saint is Just Mike therefore received our vote when Turkish and I pulled out. Bearsy will continue with his work as a mod on the muppet show, where I will be feeding his porn habit for infraction rights. Long live the new kings.

Me, Glasgow, Turkish and Bearsy are not wannabe mods. How dare you.

Well done sticking to the main thread. Working with Italian's, it is not unusual for them to try and change the price at the last minute. I bet this is what has happened here. Cortese will be able to sort this....

I'm officially closing this thread. On Monday as soon as my powers are confirmed.

Well that clears things up.

Best so far, just a minor change. Gaston, Gaston Ramirez please score a goal for me.

And then 4 more verses of the nah nah bit getting faster each time?

He ain't gonna sign! This is just for when we play against him to show our appreciation.

He stands at almost 6 foot 1, Gaston Gaston, He'll take us to the champions league, Gaston Gaston He wears the shirt of Guly, Makes you goalie look a fooly , Gaston Ramirez, Southampton's goal creating machine.

With you one stop arguing amongst yourselves!